This is why I am single!

[3Vandoo]

This happened yesterday!

A conversation between me and a female soldier working in our support element (charlie)

Me: "Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each."

Her: SLAAAAAAAP!!!!

should I charge her of hitting an officer

[jipped genes]

that was very rude of her to slap you after such a nice compliment.why is it that when you say somthing nice like that to a gal she is offended. i dont get it. and you said it so tactfully!

[3Vandoo]

yes, what a ingrate woman!

[njjuicer]

bend her over and give it to ehr straight!

[rado]

bend her over and frisk her, it always works

[jipped genes]

next time be a little more straight forward maybe she did not understand you were complementing her breasts. next time try "nice tits baby how bout we lets em out to play" i think she cannot help but see the compliment there. i would also expose the penis to help show her how desireable she is.

[ballsmyberries]

Don't you think that give you good reason to frisk her on the spot?

*lol*

[kwik20r]

FULL CAVITY SEARCH! Just drop and do a hundred on her =P

[THE JUICE]

let her have this (_)(_)////////////////D hehehehehehe

[kwik20r]

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