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  • Auriflex!

    I rock!

    Come on everyone, tell me how awesome I am!

  • #2
    Oh, I now have over 2k posts, and I would like to thank all of you for reading the crap I type. It warms my heart.

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    • #3
      My new dress shoes have made the back of my heels sore. I guess stilettos arent for me. Back to strappy sandals!

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      • #4
        I'm going to eat some salmon. I will think of all of you with each fatty, protein filled forkfull.

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        • #5
          you rock , check payable to pudgy...

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          • #6
            You rock. Crack rock.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The Beast
              your HAIRY!!!! does that count?
              BEAST in tha house!

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              • #8
                Are you feeling lonley or something dear?......DO you want some company...and by company of course I mean me. :p
                You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.

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                • #9
                  auriflex i look forward to your sarcastic dark humor everyday. its the reason i live. without you i would surely get a divorce start smoking crack. become a gay prostitute for $5 a pop (if i could get that much) and the bottom of the barrel join the bette middler fan club.

                  thanks auri, you.........complete me.
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