Things to be happy about

[Keiser]

Rado Rim Jobs

[Keiser]

Homemade ice cream

[Keiser]

diet vanilla coke

[Keiser]

fishing and not catching a thing

[3Vandoo]

Re: Things to be happy about

someone to share with
delightful glances
NO
friendly telephone calls

DOES PHONE SEX COUNTS?

sharing cookies

I DONT SHARE
holding hands

I HOLD HAND OF A TALIBAN ONCE


sunbathing

NOPE

traveling to new places

AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND KILL THEM


airplane rides

AND JUMP FROM IT

looking foward to vacation

BOSNIA KICK ASS

dinner with good friends

OK

accomplishing a goal

SO
getting paperwork off the desk

NO

finding a new flavor of tea

NO

quiet Sunday morning bicycle rides

I S;LEEEEEEP


getting a financial statement indicating I made money

DOES IT HAPPEN?

looking into her eyes

AND SEE SHE BLIND

my employer contributing to my retirement fund

YEAAAAAH

having a best friend

FUCKER

hugs

NO THANX

receiving encouragement while excercising

YEAH BABY HARDER


lingering touches

NO

someone who will take you shopping
eggbeaters

NO
having someone who will accept your flowers

AND 2LBS OF C4



getting / receiving Valentine cards

FROM ANONYMOUS

conversations while car riding

I PREFER HEAD

having a friend who helps you through depressions

PROZAC

warm soup on a cold day

YUM


receiving a responsive voice to your phone cal

GET YER ASS ASAP
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having a friend who will make you laugh

NO


being offered a cup of tea

YEAH MRS DOYLE

having something to laugh about

NJJUICER

eating dinner with old friends

89YO

seeing you weight go down when dieting

DNP



attending a friend's birthday lunch
reading the morning newspaper
Being someone's crush


BLA BLA BLA

ARE YA IN LOVE OR WHAT

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[YellowJacket]

Valtrex

[Keiser]

OMG

[Keiser]

Circumcision

[YellowJacket]

Crotchless panties...

[bigpimpc]

somebody congratulating you commiting one of the best acts of post *****ing i have seen in a while... good job Keiser... kept up the good work! lol

[DiamondBling]

Spell Checker

[DiamondBling]

Leather

[DiamondBling]

Testosterone

[DiamondBling]

Blonde & Brunette Flight Attendents

[DiamondBling]

Acqua Di Gio Cologne