You know you're addicted to the internet when...

[Keiser]

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

17. You name your dog DotCom.

[Kristylynn]

LOL, Who's addicted?

[rado]

seen that before.....

[bigjim33]

LOL, LOL :p

[jipped genes]

i dont have a problem! hell no im not in denial! get away from me i am trying to check my email!

[Cory]

[petite]

Hey, I think petite would be a cool name to have on my license plate!

[Cory]

Originally posted by petite
Hey, I think petite would be a cool name to have on my license plate!

how did you come up with it? It fits you perfect!!!

[petite]

Originally posted by Cory
how did you come up with it? It fits you perfect!!!

Well, for starters when I was a little girl I used to get upset because I thought I was too skinny then, my mommy would always tell me that I wasn't skinny I was just petite. It's a word I've always used to describe myself. Then, when I joined the boards Bp told me to use petite! It fits!

[Cory]

Originally posted by petite
Well, for starters when I was a little girl I used to get upset because I thought I was too skinny then, my mommy would always tell me that I wasn't skinny I was just petite. It's a word I've always used to describe myself. Then, when I joined the boards Bp told me to use petite! It fits!

hmmmm, is that all that fits, you naughty little vixen? :p

[DiamondBling]

Guilty

[3Vandoo]

Re: You know you're addicted to the internet when...

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

I do it!


2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

Yes I do it

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

Nope never, yet

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

6 years 34 days, 6 hours, 34 min


5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

Yup!


7. Your cat has its own homepage.

https://www.muscletech.com/vandoo

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

3Vandoo

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

planning an orgy next week too

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

hmmmm, yes

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

I do

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

LOL, true

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

I do that at work, sooooooo

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

no

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

yes, flushnet.com

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.



17. You name your dog DotCom

nope

[THE JUICE]

lol

[bjtheman]

LMAO...those are too funny!

[BouncersBabe]

LMAO, LMAO, LMAO!