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So I was walking down the street when..
Pudgy comes flying up to me and opens with his usual smack talking!
Pudgy "How's it goin' boy? Want another ass whippen!?"
Gramps and I had a foot race the other day and I lost.. old bastard cheated and used his wheelchair!!
GG?" Shut up old man! I don't got time fer your yabber-jawing. Gotta go get parts for the truck" Y'see I was walking cause my POS Chebby truck wouldn't start.
Pudgy "Well Njjuicer just got that new job at the shop. And he still owes me one for that rub-down and nipple waxing last week. Hop on and we'll go see him"
GG?" No way old man. Last time I sat on your lap I got a nasty surprise! But that's a good idea.. let's head over there".
So we went over to see NJ. This was my first time meeting the guy in person... and I can honestly say that he speaks exactly like he talks. When we got into the shop, nobody was around except NJ's feet hanging out from under some rusty chev.. So I started singin my favorite christmas tune...
GG?" DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO
SLIDING ALL THE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE
CHORUS:
RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET "
I was just about to start the second chorus when NJ came flying out from under the chev..
NJ "WHO BE DISPRECTING YM CHEV?"
I wasn't sure what he said, but he sounded mad! So I apologized.. GG? "Uhh...Sorry man?"
PUDGY OR NJ TO CONTINUE STORY FROM HERE
Pudgy "How's it goin' boy? Want another ass whippen!?"
Gramps and I had a foot race the other day and I lost.. old bastard cheated and used his wheelchair!!
GG?" Shut up old man! I don't got time fer your yabber-jawing. Gotta go get parts for the truck" Y'see I was walking cause my POS Chebby truck wouldn't start.
Pudgy "Well Njjuicer just got that new job at the shop. And he still owes me one for that rub-down and nipple waxing last week. Hop on and we'll go see him"
GG?" No way old man. Last time I sat on your lap I got a nasty surprise! But that's a good idea.. let's head over there".
So we went over to see NJ. This was my first time meeting the guy in person... and I can honestly say that he speaks exactly like he talks. When we got into the shop, nobody was around except NJ's feet hanging out from under some rusty chev.. So I started singin my favorite christmas tune...
GG?" DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO
SLIDING ALL THE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE
CHORUS:
RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET "
I was just about to start the second chorus when NJ came flying out from under the chev..
NJ "WHO BE DISPRECTING YM CHEV?"
I wasn't sure what he said, but he sounded mad! So I apologized.. GG? "Uhh...Sorry man?"
PUDGY OR NJ TO CONTINUE STORY FROM HERE
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