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    I thought I would share this, its funny in a way, i'll try to explain what happened the best I can so you can get the mental picture.

    When it rains, I take my dogs from the backyard and put them into my front garage. I can't bring them thru the house because they are muddy, so I take them around the side gate and into the garage. Sounds simple enough of a procedure right?

    Well, the doberman chases cars, so I have to put him on a leash before I open the gate, the leash I have is one of those retractable ones, it extends out to about 30ft before it stops.

    The gate is a wooden swinging gate, I open it and they run out full speed, perfect timing a car is driving by, I step in what I think is dog shit, so I stop to look down, the gate swings shut and locks. I'm on one side of the gate, the dog is on the other, he's 95lbs and running full speed for the car. I know not to let go of the leash or he will get ran over.

    At 30ft, the leash catches and I go crashing thru the gate tearing it off the hinges completely face down in the mud, my hand is all cut up and my shoulder hurts. Thru it all, I did not let go of the leash.

    damn dogs.

  • #2
    OMG, honey that sounds painful!!! Dang ole' dog, I'll get him!

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    • #3
      Priceless!
      Run, Run, Run, the postal inspector is at your door!

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      • #4
        LMAO - Keiser, you may want to invest in some obedience classes for that dobe. Otherwise, you are gonna get hurt!

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        • #5
          sucha kodack moment wonder if the ninja saw it?
          The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

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          • #6
            LOL!!!
            You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.

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            • #7
              Quit laughing at my baby

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              • #8
                Ask you neighbors if anyone of them caught it on tape. You could be the next $10,000 winner on Americas Funniest Videos
                Tinfish@Ziplip.com
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                • #9
                  ouch, sorry bro, did the weim stay put ?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by njjuicer
                    sucha kodack moment wonder if the ninja saw it?

                    OMG...LMAO!!! that was good NJ.

                    Sorry for laughing at you keiser....but it is very funny. If it happened to me, I would still be laughing. After all the cursing of corse.
                    You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by pudgy
                      ouch, sorry bro, did the weim stay put ?
                      Yeah shes a good girl, only because she got out one time and ran about 3 miles to this shopping center, some people found her at blockbuster video, she was scared. Ever since then, she will not run far from me while out of the yard, she learned her lesson.

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                      • #12
                        *double post*

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Kitten
                          OMG...LMAO!!! that was good NJ.

                          Sorry for laughing at you keiser....but it is very funny. If it happened to me, I would still be laughing. After all the cursing of corse.
                          Yeah it was funny, very funny actually, but how can you be mad at him?
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                          • #14
                            omg I love those dogs, they're a riot! Maybe I could meet them one day? I'll bring HW I swear
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                            I'll make it worth the trip

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by IrishGirl
                              omg I love those dogs, they're a riot! Maybe I could meet them one day? I'll bring HW I swear
                              No, I'll bring YOU

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