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  • #1

    My damn dog

    I was working on the treadmill tonight, and that bastard kept trying to end my cardio career by biting my legs.

    He just doesnt listen!

    I was finally able to distract him by tossing some belly button lint in the air. Of course in doing so, I managed to lose my balance and stumble, falling awkwardly to the moving belt, being thrown into the wall behind me.

    I guess meditation is the next logical form of exercise for me.
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    LOL...........belly button lint in the air


    funny shit........next time give him a Scooby Snack, they like shit like that

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    • #3
      auri i feel for you bro. question how much lint was collected in that vestige of an umbilical cord? it must have been quite a bit to attract the dogs attention.
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

      A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

      husband of the year

      moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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      • #4
        at least you're ok ... you can still function sexually, right?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by CJWolf
          at least you're ok ... you can still function sexually, right?
          why the hell are you so concerned!? you dirty little ***** - you told me i was the only one!1??
          The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.

          mod @ superiormuscle.com

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          • #6
            i'm concerned in a purely platonic way ... more of an innocent 3rd party opinion who's trying to cover himself ...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by goliath.jr
              why the hell are you so concerned!? you dirty little ***** - you told me i was the only one!1??
              OMG

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              • #8
                LOL busted cj
                The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

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                • #9
                  sheez do like I used to do

                  run with the dog on the treadmills, suddenly jump out, increase the speed and let the dog have his daily walk
                  three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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