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    funny thing happend to me at the gym

    yesterday ... i was on my leg day ......i got around to doing leg presses..........so far it was a great work out ......i was jamming to some tunes in my head phones........i was going for rep 8 on my last set of presses.......pushing as hard i i could........when all of a sudden........i ..seemingly with no controle ...blasted a huge fart....
    this fart was very loud over top of the music i was listening too...so i know it was loud......
    i pushed the weight the rest of the way up and locked out the machine....

    still sitting there in partial shock.......worndering who might have heard me....and thinking"how the hell did it just come out like that???with no wrining!!"....i took out my head phones and looked around ....luckaly it was all guys.....no one really seemed to care......

    i then proceded to calmly walk to the locker room....to check and see if i had shit myself......thank god i didnt!!!! ......

    i then walked to the machine section to finish out with my leg ext
    no one ever said anything but i think most of the guys were trying not to crack a smile....

    well hope this at least makes ya laugh...
    i swear sometimes my life ffels like a movie. the stupidest shit happends to me
    Stuck in the Desert.
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    Re: funny thing happend to me at the gym

    Originally posted by tinytim
    yesterday ... i was on my leg day ......i got around to doing leg presses..........so far it was a great work out ......i was jamming to some tunes in my head phones........i was going for rep 8 on my last set of presses.......pushing as hard i i could........when all of a sudden........i ..seemingly with no controle ...blasted a huge fart....
    this fart was very loud over top of the music i was listening too...so i know it was loud......
    i pushed the weight the rest of the way up and locked out the machine....

    still sitting there in partial shock.......worndering who might have heard me....and thinking"how the hell did it just come out like that???with no wrining!!"....i took out my head phones and looked around ....luckaly it was all guys.....no one really seemed to care......

    i then proceded to calmly walk to the locker room....to check and see if i had shit myself......thank god i didnt!!!! ......

    i then walked to the machine section to finish out with my leg ext
    no one ever said anything but i think most of the guys were trying not to crack a smile....

    well hope this at least makes ya laugh...
    i swear sometimes my life ffels like a movie. the stupidest shit happends to me
    lol - that's funny.
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    • #3
      bwahahahahaha, same shit happend to me once, i was doing abs and my girl was pushing my legs when i let one out. Hehehehehe

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      • #4
        i was on ym 2nd set of 315 and i popped a fart and i statered laugihn histerically and i had to drop the weight everyoen wa sliek wtf? lol
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        • #5
          i really dont give a crap if people laugh at me or not, we are all humans but it is sure damn funny when someone or me does one.

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          • #6
            LOL- That sucks bro, well for you atleast, wait no more for the dudes that where there i mean comeon you know it was one of those protein farts and those things kill..
            Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog...

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            • #7
              wrong thread .......f'n back button!!!!
              Stuck in the Desert.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Plucks
                LOL- That sucks bro, well for you atleast, wait no more for the dudes that where there i mean comeon you know it was one of those protein farts and those things kill..

                hell yea ....i really thought i poo'd my self
                Stuck in the Desert.

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                • #9
                  Ah bro that is some funny shit, who cares if you rip ass your pushing weight. As long as you didn't shit on yourself.
                  Now who I am is who I'll be until I die
                  either accept it or don't fuck with it

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                  • #10
                    heavy leg presses can do this.embarrassing

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