very important thread

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by pudgy
nachos

Here's a TRUE story about my drunken buddy Ross and his amazing nachos of unending cheese.

Ross and I went out night-clubbin one night and Ross managed to get pretty shit-faced. I stayed sober cause I was driving that night.

After the club Ross decides he wants nacho's from 7-11. How he can eat that plastic cheese I dunno... anyway after making an ass of himself in 7-11 I drag him out with his nachos.

He proceeded to eat them on the ride home.. I had to stop to let him pee... then a few minutes later wake his passed out ass up to get back in the car.

I remember him complaining about messy cheese..that's it.

We passed out at my place that night.. when we get up the next morning, I looked at Ross and LMAO! Holly CRAP you're covered in cheese from head to toe! ... then I thought about something... MY CAR!

So we go out to my car and my jaw dropped! Holly mother of god there's cheese EVERYWHERE!!!! All over the dash, the door pannel, the floor, the seat... the BACK seat, 3 of the 4 windows... and all down the OUTSIDE side of my car.

I couldn't believe how much cheese came from 1 thing of nachos!

Ross said he remembered the cheese dripping so he decided to roll down the window at 45mph and hold the nacho's out the window.. I'm pretty sure that's how cheese was all down the side of my car and in the back seats,floor, and windows..

He's not allowed to eat nacho's in my car no more!!

[m0chi69]

Originally posted by Sugarbaby
Does your book detail the ins and outs of making Macho Nachos?

no, but it does contain a comprehensive yellow pages for phone sex numbers - all the 900 numbers you could ever want.

so by women, auri means phone sex operators.

[Morgan]

Originally posted by Auriflex
Once there was lonely man named Pudgy. He strived to be like his idol, Auriflex - but always fell short. One day he decided to order Auriflex's Guide to Seducing Women by Deceit, for $10.99 paperback. It became the holy grail of his future. By the time chapter three was finished, Pudgy was actually talking to women, and not running away. He felt confident, assured. By chapter 7 he had some phone #'s, and not all of them were to prayerlines.

Chapter 10, the final chapter, made all of Pudgy's dreams come true.

Now you too can make YOUR dreams come true!

Order now!

Do you throw in two free rolls of duct tape for the first one hundred callers?

[pudgy]

you cut me deep auriflex, you cut me real deep. all those women said they loved me, i mean my therapist said they loved me.

[Everlast22]

Re: very important thread

Originally posted by pudgy
not this one , some one start one im bored.

[rado]

Re: Re: very important thread

Originally posted by Everlast22

dude, WTF is wrong with you? we don't need some stupid ass fuckboy like yourself over here with posting shit like this and talking trash about women either ok?


someone ban this asshole:2gunsfiri

[Everlast22]

Re: Re: Re: very important thread

Originally posted by rado
dude, WTF is wrong with you? we don't need some stupid ass fuckboy like yourself over here with posting shit like this and talking trash about women either ok?


someone ban this asshole:2gunsfiri

for my next vacation i'm going to Florida. no golfing or Disney world this time. just a visit to rado's house.

rado, i contribute to the humour on this board. you start flames and act like a 10 year old. how about we ban you?

[rado]

Re: Re: Re: Re: very important thread

Originally posted by Everlast22
for my next vacation i'm going to Florida. no golfing or Disney world this time. just a visit to rado's house.

rado, i contribute to the humour on this board. you start flames and act like a 10 year old. how about we ban you?

but why insult the ladies like you do though? have some respect for them, I can care less about how much you want to talk shit about me, but have some respect for the women ok

[Everlast22]

WTF are you talking about dipshit?

[rado]

Originally posted by Everlast22
WTF are you talking about dipshit?

nevermind

[Everlast22]

Originally posted by rado
nevermind

[Berzerker]

You two need to get married already.

[njjuicer]

Originally posted by rado
nevermind

hmmmm ok