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  • #16
    Ninjas scare me. Call me when they have apprehended the perp. I mean perv.

    Wait, can you hook me up with one of your girlfriends? If so, we will work out an arrangement.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Auriflex
      Ninjas scare me. Call me when they have apprehended the perp. I mean perv.

      Wait, can you hook me up with one of your girlfriends? If so, we will work out an arrangement.
      Do you think this Ninja is actually just a gay peeping Tom?

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      • #18
        I dont know - where has Cory been lately anyway?

        :p

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        • #19
          He's probably just some bored guy having fun.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Auriflex
            I dont know - where has Cory been lately anyway?

            :p
            !!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Auriflex
              I dont know - where has Cory been lately anyway?

              :p
              He's stalking LM, I think he may be the ninja He wants to get a peek of the goodies


              I've solved your problem Ladiesman, you can relax now It's just Cory
              But watch you backside anyways!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by LadiesMan
                Do you think this Ninja is actually just a gay peeping Tom?
                but hes not wearing a spiderman outfit!
                "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                husband of the year

                moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                • #23
                  OK, guys looks like they caught him on a surveilance camera hiding in a dumpster, it was just Cory, i'm not scared anymore.
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                  • #24
                    Thats funny, when I was liek 12-13 I had a full ninja suit, and had been in martial arts for 7 years and was quite good.

                    I would put it on an drun around the neighbor hood trying to be all ninja. I even had real throwing stars and spikes, and nunchaku. I remeber scaring the crap otu of a couple people!!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by LadiesMan
                      OK, guys looks like they caught him on a surveilance camera hiding in a dumpster, it was just Cory, i'm not scared anymore.
                      Muahahahahaha!

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                      • #26
                        lm tha i the ebst webiste ever! REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
                        The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

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                        Csecratary fo Staet for Natoinla Decauation

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Hollywood
                          He's stalking LM, I think he may be the ninja He wants to get a peek of the goodies


                          I've solved your problem Ladiesman, you can relax now It's just Cory
                          But watch you backside anyways!
                          LMAO!

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                          • #28
                            Yeah no kidding njjuicer, if you guys haven't seen this website, you MUST:

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                            • #29
                              make ure ur eal all that shit its fuckin hilarious!
                              The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

                              njjuiceer@cyber-rights.net

                              Csecratary fo Staet for Natoinla Decauation

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                              • #30
                                Re: The Ninja .... don't laugh

                                Originally posted by LadiesMan
                                Alright guys, here we go..... I live in a pretty large neighborhood and know quite a few people, well I was talking to this guy I know and he says have you heard about "The Ninja" in the neighborhood, i'm like what the fu*k are you talking about? I was so confused, I was thinking he was talking about a motorcycle, so I was like NO, what are you talking about. He says well "The Ninja" has been spotted lurking around in people's back yards & has been seen throughout the neighborhood at night.

                                By this time i'm totally confused, I said wtf, a motorcycle like a ninja? He's like NO, a Ninja, like a guy in a black suite with mask and shit. I've seen enough movies to know what a Ninja is I guess and i've seen some around haloween.

                                Then someone else said it later, have you heard about/seen "The Ninja" by this time my roomate and I are just laughing about it, cracking jokes........ well evidently this ninja isn't robbing people, hes just sneaking around like jumping from backyard to backyard. Nobody knows what he is doing.

                                So after all the jokes were over, I was up late last night, started thinking about it and I got scared. I mean I would not know what to think if I saw a Ninja in my backyard, like crawling along the fence or something, my imagination has got the best of me now and i'm picturing this ninja bouncing around from yard to yard and using throwing stars & numchucks as weapons, so I was peeking out the window and shit last night. I even slept with my TV on.

                                Man, and the worst part is my roomate is going out of town this weekend and i'm gonna be there alone, i'm thinking my dogs will protect me, but i'm not sure. I hope the Ninja does not get me.

                                You *****! J/K LOL.

                                A ninja hopping around fences in a neighborhood!?! That's classic. If I were you and I saw him in my backyard, I'd catch him and embarass the living shit out of him.

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