Vandoo-Tell Us A Story In Vandoolic

[TheGame1976]

Please!

[rado]

yes, please

[Lethal]

I three please it!!!! pretty please

[njjuicer]

none of u chumps can ahndle that!

[3Vandoo]

Once upon a time!

there was a fucking wanker, wankering away wondering what kind of craic he got into.

So the bollox, was wondering what the fuck was happening in this shitty hole, asking himself why Juicer was a bad typer, and why ladiesman get all the ladies.

So he decided to join the VIT, AKA the Vandoolic Instiitute of Technology, a nice
high tech college in vandooville, somewhere down Vandooland.

He attended his first class which is call,
The Vandoolic language in the world today, Vand 202.

But, that fucker ( we won't disclose his name for security reason) was very surprise to see alot of chicks in that class, actually, he was the only hick in town. so he took a seat.

When professor Vandoo called his name
he yelled Present Kid!

[TheGame1976]

OH MY GOD. ROTFLMAO...Someone frame this!

[3Vandoo]

Prof. Vandoo, politely look at the bloke in front of him to realize, he was a foreigner. (not the band, but from outside town). The prof politelly, asked his new student why he said "kid", as he doesnt look like a bloody fucken kid, but as a man, who is three times his size and ready to showel a Cadillac's SUV somewhere.

The student, (undisclosed location and name to prevent "Le ridicule" in other boards, replied sowwy kid, its my Quality Vet, it's a side effect kid.

[TheGame1976]

The ancient language of Vandoolic!

[3Vandoo]

hmmm that very basic, for beginner.

Now let's do it, more advanced and thinking in Français!

[jipped genes]

AAHHHHHHH! dat was da best bedtime stowie u eva wed me uncie vandoo. night night.