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THAT is fast! LMAO!!!
> > An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a
> > job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
> > people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and
> > ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the
> > job.
> >
> > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
> > interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to
> > the man on his right.
> >
> > The first man replied "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no
> > forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the
> > fastest thing I know of."
> >
> > "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
> >
> > And now you sir? He asked the second man.
> > "Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know ever
> > happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."
> >
> > "Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very
> > popular cliché for speed." as he turned to the third man who was
> > contemplating his reply.
> >
> > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall,
> > there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
> > pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant." Turning on a
> > light is the fastest thing I can think of."?
> >
> > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
> > had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said.
> >
> > Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
> >
> > "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the
> > fastest thing known is diarrhea."
> >
> > "WHAT?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> >
> > "Oh I can explain.," said the fourth man. "You see the other day I
> > wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could
> > THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE FUCKING LIGHT, I shit in my pants!"
> >
> > He got the job.....!!!!!
> > job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
> > people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and
> > ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the
> > job.
> >
> > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
> > interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to
> > the man on his right.
> >
> > The first man replied "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no
> > forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the
> > fastest thing I know of."
> >
> > "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
> >
> > And now you sir? He asked the second man.
> > "Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know ever
> > happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."
> >
> > "Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very
> > popular cliché for speed." as he turned to the third man who was
> > contemplating his reply.
> >
> > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall,
> > there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
> > pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant." Turning on a
> > light is the fastest thing I can think of."?
> >
> > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
> > had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said.
> >
> > Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.
> >
> > "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the
> > fastest thing known is diarrhea."
> >
> > "WHAT?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> >
> > "Oh I can explain.," said the fourth man. "You see the other day I
> > wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could
> > THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE FUCKING LIGHT, I shit in my pants!"
> >
> > He got the job.....!!!!!
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