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You canadians are all fuked up. Bunch of booger-eatin, tea-sippin bastards. 
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The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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Well... more like Pot Smoking, Toque Wearing, Rednecks... but close enough! :pOriginally posted by goliath.jr
You canadians are all fuked up. Bunch of booger-eatin, tea-sippin bastards.
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Can't tell you if a 14yo girl has pubic hair... probably I'd think. Youngest I've ever had was a 16yo.. And I was 16 myself at the time...RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
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freakin weirdo's. just look at your pic bro! what the hell was mom smoking while she was carrying you around!? something just don't look right about you kid...
kinda cute in an odd, wow that's freaky sorta way.
The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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Yeah... I once had a job as one of the "freak attractions" at a travelling circus. Had a wicked cage right in between the bearded lady (Can we say BUSH boys?) and the worlds tallest man.
T'was a sweet deal. Good pay, easy job.. and chicks are suckers for caged up super-muscular freak babies. Especially when I told them them my sob story about how my mom was a german Body builder who thought site injecting steroids into her stomache was giving her huge abs.... little did she know she was pregnant and injecting her fetus with large amounts of steroids. I don't blame her tho.. I can't considering what it did.... Seems that 1 day, I was having a particularly bad day in the fetus and had my first bout of roid rage. Said "Fuck it! I'm outa here" and forced my way out. Unfortunately, my mother died on childbirth and when they got us to the hospital, I broke the doctors nose. Fucker shouldn't have slapped me...RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
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LMAO - I missed this on the first round bro. That's a helluva story bro. Aight - I'll give it up - you one hardcore mutha!Originally posted by Got Gear?
Yeah... I once had a job as one of the "freak attractions" at a travelling circus. Had a wicked cage right in between the bearded lady (Can we say BUSH boys?) and the worlds tallest man.
T'was a sweet deal. Good pay, easy job.. and chicks are suckers for caged up super-muscular freak babies. Especially when I told them them my sob story about how my mom was a german Body builder who thought site injecting steroids into her stomache was giving her huge abs.... little did she know she was pregnant and injecting her fetus with large amounts of steroids. I don't blame her tho.. I can't considering what it did.... Seems that 1 day, I was having a particularly bad day in the fetus and had my first bout of roid rage. Said "Fuck it! I'm outa here" and forced my way out. Unfortunately, my mother died on childbirth and when they got us to the hospital, I broke the doctors nose. Fucker shouldn't have slapped me...The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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i thought I was going to have to lock this thread...probably will get a lot of hits.
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Originally posted by goliath.jr
freakin weirdo's. just look at your pic bro! what the hell was mom smoking while she was carrying you around!? something just don't look right about you kid... kinda cute in an odd, wow that's freaky sorta way.
HEHEHEHEHHEE fkin funny! man he's got the best pic...... heheheheComment
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shit i had to write again.. i just pissed my pants when i read the last part... hehehehe... sooo funnyComment
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