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Subject: THINGS FOR WOMEN TO SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK!
1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you".
2. "You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing".
3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
5. "Do I look like a people person?"
6. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"
7. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
8. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
9. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
10. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
11. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
12. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
13. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
14. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
15. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
16. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a fucking airport!"
1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you".
2. "You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing".
3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
5. "Do I look like a people person?"
6. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"
7. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
8. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
9. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
10. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
11. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
12. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
13. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
14. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
15. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
16. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a fucking airport!"
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