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    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's
    Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a
    sentence.

    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho
    tell everybody.

    2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

    3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other
    night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no
    money foreclose.

    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my *****
    rectum both.

    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
    miss disappointment
    they gonna send me back to the joint.

    7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
    cup and said penis.

    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
    "man, it look fake." He say, Bullshit, that watch israel".

    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in
    the apartment undermine.

    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought
    me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

    11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my
    uncle iraq, you break.

    12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed
    her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

    13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how
    much?" she say fortify."

    14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income
    my wife.

  • #2
    LOL funny shit
    Now who I am is who I'll be until I die
    either accept it or don't fuck with it

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    • #3
      yea, funny shit

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      • #4
        hilarious

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        • #5
          lmfao

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          • #6
            hilarious

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            • #7
              lol

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              • #8
                Funny

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                • #9
                  lol...very good.
                  "Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
                  - Joseph Stalin



                  Power perceived is power achieved.

                  Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

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                  • #10
                    funny
                    " To me, being a gangster was better than being president of the united states" ( Goodfellas)

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