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    he has seen the light, he has been to the top of the mountain. He must share his gift with the world (mostly the girls) he will keep them on the straight and narrow, otherwise known as lying down. i wish to be a deacon, we will name it our lady of the evening :p

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    If he gets baptised, will he expose the chest hair?

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      Come LM, dip your head into my pool of baptism water stuff. It doubles as a love jacuzzi at night.

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        Re: Auriflex is starting his own church

        Originally posted by pudgy
        He must share his gift with the world (mostly the girls) he will keep them on the straight and narrow, otherwise known as lying down.
        What is this gift you speak of?

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          Tithing--10% of your income to the church.
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          • #6
            Mmmm... church!

            I wanna run the confession booth!
            RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

            Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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              Re: Re: Auriflex is starting his own church

              Originally posted by BouncersBabe
              What is this gift you speak of?
              The gift of love. And making it. Love.

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                pudgy...... i thought you wanted to be the alter boy so auri can take advantage of you.:p

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                • #9
                  if i cant have cory i dont want to be gay no more

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                    Re: Re: Re: Auriflex is starting his own church

                    Originally posted by Auriflex
                    The gift of love. And making it. Love.


                    Okay~those are nice gifts.

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                    • #11
                      Can I get on my knees and pray?

                      You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kitten
                        Can I get on my knees and pray?


                        you will be saved, parts of you anyway

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                        • #13
                          LOL!

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                              LMAO!
                              You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.

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