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    JUST IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED..
    >
    > Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12.
    >
    > A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen to
    walk
    > by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
    >
    > To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
    > son....Men use them to have safe sex."
    >
    > "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
    > class at school."
    >
    > He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
    > there 3 in this package?"
    >
    > The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for
    > Saturday, and one for Sunday."
    >
    > "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
    for?"
    >
    > "Those are for college boys." The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
    > Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
    >
    > WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
    pack.
    >
    > With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January,
    > one for February, one for March............


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  • #2
    Poor married life......LOL

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    • #3
      lmao!

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      • #4
        LMAO....GOOD ONE PUDGY

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        • #5
          LMAO!!!! that's sad.... Is married life really like that? If so, I'm never gonna get married

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          • #6
            now that is funny

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            • #7
              its such a shame that can be true!

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              • #8
                lol thats pretty funny
                "I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
                ROMANS 12:1

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                • #9
                  haha very nice.
                  Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

                  "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
                  Muhammad Ali

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                  • #10
                    lol

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jtrzen
                      lol
                      See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fightin', and I think we're finally talkin'!

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