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    Useless Trivia
    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
    would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
    cup of coffee.


    (Hardly seems worth it.)


    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
    enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
    atomic bomb.

    (Now that's more like it!)


    The human heart creates enough pressure when it
    pumps out
    to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

    (O.M.G.!)



    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before
    it starves to death. (Creepy.)

    (I'm still not over the pig.)


    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
    hour.

    (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)


    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
    human jumping the length of a football field.

    (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)



    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
    quantity)



    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    (Something I always wanted to know.)


    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    (Hmmmmmm........)


    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
    longer
    than left-handed people.

    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

    (OK, so that would be a good thing....)


    A cat's urine glows under a black light.

    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    (I know some people like that.)




    Starfish have no brains.

    (I know some people like that too.)




    Polar bears are left-handed.

    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
    for
    pleasure.

    (What about that pig??)

  • #2
    ummm, men are pigs oink

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    • #3
      Originally posted by pudgy
      ummm, men are pigs oink

      i'm glad i'm not the only one that thinks that! hey wait....so are you saying you are a pig????

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      • #4
        i SAID oink, damn

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        • #5
          too bad it doesn't last that long...sorry guys! :p

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          • #6
            oink oink

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            • #7
              if you guys were really pigs and had those 30 min orgasms.....you better have a crate of socks or buy some stock in socks! also, there is no way that you would get any bjs from anybody they would drown!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by grlnxtdr
                if you guys were really pigs and had those 30 min orgasms.....you better have a crate of socks or buy some stock in socks! also, there is no way that you would get any bjs from anybody they would drown!



                LMAO-DROWN

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                • #9
                  Your comments about the facts are classic. Funny stuff
                  Tinfish@Ziplip.com
                  Mod @ SM

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                  • #10
                    thats good:p

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                    • #11
                      30 minutes what if you could do a pig transplant to...................
                      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                      A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                      husband of the year

                      moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jipped genes
                        30 minutes what if you could do a pig transplant to...................
                        that would be grose! have you seen a pigs penis???

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by grlnxtdr
                          that would be grose! have you seen a pigs penis???
                          yeah they got some major corkscrew action but 30 MINUTES!!!!
                          "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                          A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                          husband of the year

                          moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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