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  • Joke, kinda funny :)

    Ma... I missed my period," an 18-year-old girl tells her Mother,
    says she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
    did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a
    mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
    girl, and tells them:
    "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
    However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge...If a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1-million bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2-million bank account...If it is twins, a factory and $1-million each. However, if there is a miscarriage...

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
    firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You'll fuck her again."

  • #2
    LOL!

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    • #3
      lol

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      • #4
        bwahahaa
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        • #5
          LOL good one
          "I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
          ROMANS 12:1

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          • #6
            hahahaaha i love it.
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            "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
            Muhammad Ali

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            • #7
              lol!!

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              • #8
                lmao

                buff

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