Crazy Ex-girlfriend stories! Post yours!

[Got Gear?]

See that's just women being *****es.

I wanna hear about crazy stuff. Like attempting to comit suicide and pretending they are pregnant...

[Keiser]

Originally posted by Got Gear?
See that's just women being *****es.

I wanna hear about crazy stuff. Like attempting to comit suicide and pretending they are pregnant...

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by LadiesMan

Yeesh, you're getting as bad as Rado!

Here's an example. This was posted by a user called "Red Ketchup" over at AR.

Many many moons ago, back when I was in college I had my exposure to insanity...

This girl was stalking me and wouldn't take no for an answer. And of course, nice guy that I am I wanted to just be friendly with her. After all she was in half my classes... (guess why eh?)

Well, to make a long story short, she hounded me, called me, showed up at my door at all hours... at first I was nice to her and tried to make her understand that she was a nice person but I wasn't interested in a relationship... a few months later when she didn't quit, I was telling to leave me the fuck alone.

Of course that wasn't good enough for her... I was playing "hard to get"... so the next step was the restraining order... which didn't do much but you'd think it sends a pretty clear message (In case "Look you crazy *****, leave me the fuck alone! I don't want to see you!" wasn't clear enough).

Of course she keps calling me, and when she showed at my door, I'd had enough and called the cops to have the court order enforced. They showed up, arrested her, she went totally berzerk and hurt 2 cops, needless to say she went straight to the mental ward...

...from which she proptly escaped, hitchhiked to some truckstop somewhere in buttfuck Ontario, and proceded to call me (she got my answering machine) and leave me a play by play message as she was slitting her wrists and how it was all my fault.

Of course being in a truck stop, she was found right away, sent to hospital "mental ward" and she stayed there over a year.

Doctors finally diagnosed her properly, medicated her and she's now ok. She lives with her girlfriend out west and we kept in very loose contact by snailmail once a year (the xmas card thing).

To this day I still wonder if her failure in persuing me turned her off men, or if the whole thing was caused by her not wanting to admit she was a lesbian in the first place (plus the fact she was off her rocker)?

Hey bro, yer not alone

Red

[Keiser]

Lemme think:

I had a crazy one, she was on alot of meds, prozac, lithium, etc..... She always drove by my apartment to make sure I was at home, also one time a group of us were at a restaurant eating and the waitress was really friendly with me, smiling and flirting, well the gf was eating her salad and was stabbing the lettuce really hard with her fork, eventually one last smile from the waitress and she stabbed her salad so hard the fork bent over. Everyone at the table was like "oh shit".

Then one time she was acting stupid in my apartment in front of my friends so I told her to leave, she wouldn't so I basically pushed her out and locked the door, she clawed and scratched trying to get back in, we were all inside laughing.... UNTIL she opened the door and walked in with a crazy half-smiling look on her face. Come to find out, she had a key made when I didn't know it, and had it on her key ring! We were all like, "oh shit".

Then I finally ended it and broke up with her, so she decided to take a whole bottle of pills to kill herself, luckily her mom found her and took her to the ER......

[Got Gear?]

That's more like it LM!

Thanks for sharing, glad you made it out of that one OK.

Your buddies flashlight story would work great if that girl was an Ex-girlfriend.

I had a friend of mine arrested cause his ***** X-girlfriend accused him of beating her up. Luckily the X's own mom stood up for my friend and the charges were dropped. Fricken scary tho...

[Keiser]

Another girl, the ONE I actually lived with, well she was an awesome bad ass girl, until she drank wine, then she would lose her mind. One time her and her girlfriend came home late one night after partying and drinking wine all night long. Well I was at home asleep like a good bf and she comes in and wakes me up just talking all kinds of shit to me for no reason.

Her friend was there the whole time so I we end up in the living room and i'm making fun of her, slurring my words, mocking every word she says to the point where she just can't handle it (I have a way with getting under peoples skin). I'm on one couch she is on the other and her friend is sitting on the couch next to me.

Well my gf looses it start squirming around and grabbing her throat saying "stop choking me!!!" acting like I was choking her, she jumps up grabs the phone, calls the police and says i'm choking her. By this time, i'm just laughing my ass off.... the cops show up and she says I was choking her, these fucks are just about ready to whip my ass and take me to jail being all rude because i'm laughing.

Well luckily her own friend, my witness, lol says I never touched her and that she goes off the deep end when she drinks wine. The next morning she didn't remember any of it

The next time she came home wine drunk, I turned on my mini recorder and recorded everything she said & how she acted. She could not even believe it when I let her listen to it the next morning........ crazy biotch.

[ryan16]

I got to many storys........

[hardhedded]

hey bros,
this is my first post here, so this looked like a good place to start.
so, i had this girlfriend, of ~1yr, wasn't too excited about her, was just kind of something to do at the time. once i finally decided to leave her the craziness began. first, she told me she was pregnant, then told all of our friends that i beat her up (i have never hit a female). next, she told me she could prove to me that she was pregnant by coming over to my house and taking a pregnancy test in front of me. she did, and sure enough it was positive (back to this in a moment). finally she told me she had an abortion, which weighed on my brain pretty heavily for a few weeks.
pretty soon thereafter her friends started calling me up telling me the facts because they felt sorry for the shit she was putting me through. turns out she told her friend that was pregnant that i would beat her if she showed me a negative test, so she got urine from this pregnant girl, smuggled it into my bathroom and faked the test. in addition she stalked me so badly that i had to move out of my apartment, to somewhere she couldn't find me, in addition to all of our friends wanting to kill me for "beating her up".
beat that craziness!

[Rome]

they're all crazy just use your imagination and theres one to fit the bill

[THE JUICE]

Originally posted by Hollywood
How bout crazy ex-bf's? They do exist you know?

[Got Gear?]

Thanks for sharing guys.

LM: I'd be tempted to get a video camara! That chick was definately batty.

hardhedded: Welcome to the board bro. Sounds like that ***** put you through a few months of hell. Hopefully she's stalking some other poor fool now.