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  • this 200 pound tub of lard at the gym was showing off for his girl one time...

    he was on the squat rack, he had like a 50 inch waist and his belt was pulled so tight he looked like a pear...lol anyway he was "going heavy" for his girl. after about 3 plates he turned this bright red almost orange color. well on his last set he starting farting every rep at the bottom of the movement. lmao, i mean like 12 times, i dropped a dumbell on my friends toe i was loaughing so hard. after that set the whole gym was watching him. even his girl was laughing....classic :p

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    ROTFLMAO!!! THat would be sooo embarassing!!

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    • #3
      last week, this girl was doing abs and this tool walked over ther and asked her something, couldn't tell what he said, I was too far away to hear, but I was watching, she basically blew him off and he was like ok "have a good workout" then turned around and started walking off and smacked his head on a bar hanging from the cable machine.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by LadiesMan
        last week, this girl was doing abs and this tool walked over ther and asked her something, couldn't tell what he said, I was too far away to hear, but I was watching, she basically blew him off and he was like ok "have a good workout" then turned around and started walking off and smacked his head on a bar hanging from the cable machine.
        Don't laugh at him dammit!

        I smack my head off the lat pulldown bar every fricken time!
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        • #5
          LMAO @ ladiesman , YOU GOTTA LAUGH LOUD ENOUGH FOR HIM TO HEAR YOU

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          • #6
            Re: this 200 pound tub of lard at the gym was showing off for his girl one time...

            Originally posted by pudgy
            he was on the squat rack, he had like a 50 inch waist and his belt was pulled so tight he looked like a pear...lol anyway he was "going heavy" for his girl. after about 3 plates he turned this bright red almost orange color. well on his last set he starting farting every rep at the bottom of the movement. lmao, i mean like 12 times, i dropped a dumbell on my friends toe i was loaughing so hard. after that set the whole gym was watching him. even his girl was laughing....classic :p

            Ewwwww........yuck! Okay, it was funny though.

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            • #7
              thats great hahaha
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Got Gear?
                Don't laugh at him dammit!

                I smack my head off the lat pulldown bar every fricken time!
                Haven't ya learned yet? :p

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                • #9
                  i sometimes fart while doing leg presses, usually right when a chick is walking by, it sucks.

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                  • #10
                    Re: this 200 pound tub of lard at the gym was showing off for his girl one time...

                    Originally posted by pudgy
                    he was on the squat rack, he had like a 50 inch waist and his belt was pulled so tight he looked like a pear...lol anyway he was "going heavy" for his girl. after about 3 plates he turned this bright red almost orange color. well on his last set he starting farting every rep at the bottom of the movement. lmao, i mean like 12 times, i dropped a dumbell on my friends toe i was loaughing so hard. after that set the whole gym was watching him. even his girl was laughing....classic :p
                    That is hilarious!

                    Thankfully it didn't take place at my gym...the ventilation isn't so great!

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                    • #11
                      And I bet my whole paycheck he went to burger king after that lol

                      By the way pudgy what was his girl like,hot or what

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BouncersBabe
                        Haven't ya learned yet? :p
                        Lol.. yeah I've learned. Problem is, the pain and burning in my lats tends to make me forget about the bar above my head when I stand up.

                        My workout parnter likes to take the bar and put it right on top of his head then look at himself in the mirror and say "Go Go Gadget Hellicopter" Cracks me up every time...
                        RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by IntensityX
                          And I bet my whole paycheck he went to burger king after that lol

                          By the way pudgy what was his girl like,hot or what

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                          nah she looked like roseanne ....yuk

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                          • #14
                            Re: this 200 pound tub of lard at the gym was showing off for his girl one time...

                            Originally posted by pudgy
                            he was on the squat rack, he had like a 50 inch waist and his belt was pulled so tight he looked like a pear...lol anyway he was "going heavy" for his girl. after about 3 plates he turned this bright red almost orange color. well on his last set he starting farting every rep at the bottom of the movement. lmao, i mean like 12 times, i dropped a dumbell on my friends toe i was loaughing so hard. after that set the whole gym was watching him. even his girl was laughing....classic :p
                            sounds like something I see everyday at my gym

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                            • #15
                              i bet your gym is stank then...lol

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