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playing hockey when i was 17 there was this east indian kid on the other team who always cherry picked at center ice never came back to his zone. Well the boys on my team made a bet a case of beer for the guy who could hurt this twerp.
Well here goes the story
kid gets the puck in the right corner stars skating behind the net. Morbid sees this from the top left circle so he accelerates towrd the side of the net. the twerp skates by the net with the puck morbid hits the redline and jumps. Morbid flies thru the air turning sideways and blasts this kid into the boards with his hip hitting the kids shoulder. Morbid stands there while kid falls to ground screaming bloody murder.
20 minutes later ambulance shows up cut kids shirt and equipment off morbid looks at the kid and his collar bone broken and sticking thru his skin.
Morbid gets 2 minutes for boarding and a case of beer
Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN
Originally posted by BouncersBabe LOL~I think you're scared. :p
LOL, this is what happened. Me and my girlfriend were having sex and she started to do the titty f*** to me but she went to low and I heard a popping noise from my penis. When I looked down, blood was gushing everywhere from my penis. It hurt like hell. I has a towel full of blood from my penis. I went to the doctor later and he gave me some medicine to put on my penis. To make it more embarrassing my girlfriend told my best friend what happened and he came into the room and started to laugh. Cuz my girlfriend said it got real small but it was because of all the blood lost. That was the most freakiest thing that has happened to me
"I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
ROMANS 12:1
Originally posted by rude LOL, this is what happened. Me and my girlfriend were having sex and she started to do the titty f*** to me but she went to low and I heard a popping noise from my penis. When I looked down, blood was gushing everywhere from my penis. It hurt like hell. I has a towel full of blood from my penis. I went to the doctor later and he gave me some medicine to put on my penis. To make it more embarrassing my girlfriend told my best friend what happened and he came into the room and started to laugh. Cuz my girlfriend said it got real small but it was because of all the blood lost. That was the most freakiest thing that has happened to me
Not sure I understand, lol, but I'm just going to say OUCH!
"I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
ROMANS 12:1
The most horrid pain I've ever had was a couple of years ago.
It was the mare's first couple of days with us & she was getting used to all the other horsies, but was still extremely flighty & jumpy.
She got spooked while I was in her stall & she pinned me between her hip & the hay rack.
I ended up having to knee her under her belly so she would step out..
My side was killing me so I went back to the house & laid down on my bed.
In the middle of the night, I turned over onto that side & the pain was unbearable.
I called a friend & she took me to the hospital.
Three of my ribs were cracked & if you've ever had cracked ribs, you know it's very difficult to sit for any length of time.
My job requires alot of typing soOo we had to get creative with where to put my keypad *lol*
That was probably the crummiest injury I've ever had because it hurt to breathe & it took so long before it didn't feel bruised any longer..
Originally posted by Sachet The most horrid pain I've ever had was a couple of years ago.
It was the mare's first couple of days with us & she was getting used to all the other horsies, but was still extremely flighty & jumpy.
She got spooked while I was in her stall & she pinned me between her hip & the hay rack.
I ended up having to knee her under her belly so she would step out..
My side was killing me so I went back to the house & laid down on my bed.
In the middle of the night, I turned over onto that side & the pain was unbearable.
I called a friend & she took me to the hospital.
Three of my ribs were cracked & if you've ever had cracked ribs, you know it's very difficult to sit for any length of time.
My job requires alot of typing soOo we had to get creative with where to put my keypad *lol*
That was probably the crummiest injury I've ever had because it hurt to breathe & it took so long before it didn't feel bruised any longer..
I use to work in a hospital and the people that had broken ribs and hips were by far some of the most miserable.
Got my arm caught in a conveyor belt as a kid....about 2 seconds shy of completely ripping my arm off. My bicep was so traumatized that it atrophied away. (Yes, that means I have no bicep in my left arm....it sucks, but it's still better than not having an arm!)
Also had a spinal tab as a kid. Hurt like a big ass monkey!!
Broke my patella, didnt really hurt. Tore my ACL hurt ya but I played in my soccer game the next day and everyday after that for 5 years. Kept fuckin up my knee every game and practice but doctors kept misdiagnosing me telling me my knee was fine. Probably the most painful experience though happened after I had the surgery for my knee. I was leaving this restaraunt a week after surgery got my self all braced up and hobbling about with my crutches. Well it was rather icey out and my clutzy friend decided she wanted to catch herself after falling by grabbing a hold of leg. To be more specific right on my knee. Let me tell ya that having ACL reconstruction and part of your bone sawed off doesn't feel good but having your friend support her entire body weight and claw into your knee after you had the surgery hurts a whole helluva lot worse. I almost hit her with my crutch out of reaction haha.
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