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Stupid Lady says she's going to press charges.
F#CK!!! 
Animal cruelty charges to be exact.
Here's what happened:
Work wants my to pay like $240 a year for parking. I said screw it, I'll just park a few blocks away and walk. It's only a 10min walk and is kinda nice first thing in the morning (cept them damn Cdn winters).
Anyway, there's this one house that has this little piece of sh!t yappy dog fenced in the front yard. Every day this thing goes nuts barking and stuff when I walk by. Very annoying, and it's scarred me a couple of times cause it's first thing in the AM and I'm often daydreaming.
Well, this morning the dog somehow got out. I'm not sure if the fence was open or it somehow got through. So this morning, I'm confronted by the dog and it's on my side of the fence.
Naturally, the little piece of sh!t goes straight at me and starts chomping down on the back of my pantleg and leg. So I manage to shake the thing off and am yelling at it and stuff. I'm lugging my laptop and lunch and I refuse to run away from a 1ft tall dog.
Meanwhile the stupid ass old lady owner hears the comotion and comes outside. The old wench starts calling her dog, and the stupid thing just ignores her. So she just sorta stands there looking pathetic and doing virtually nothing.
Finally I manage to shake the dog off again. And as I'm standing there, both pantlegs ripped and 1 leg bleeding pretty good the dog comes around for another go.
Well, I wasn't having none of it. So as the dog came at me, I punted that little f#(ker like a football. I've got to admit, I hit it harder than I ment to. The little thing flew like 10 feet...
Well, that took the steam out of the dog, and put it right in that old lady. I was pissed by that point and told her straight up "F#ck you. I'm going to get my leg looked at. Here's my business card, call me if you'd like to talk calmly." She just kept yelling at me and told me she was going to call the police and press charges. I just laughed and kept walking.
Luckily I work at a hospital
. First thing I did was get my co-workers to take pics of my leg and pantlegs. Then I went down to the ER.
It's not bad. Just a couple of teeth holes and some deep scratches. No stiches needed, but I did have to get a rabies shot or whatever that was. They were mostly worried about infection and it hurt like a ***** when they cleaned it out. I also got a copy of the doctors report thingy.
I really hope this lady doesn't press charges. I'm not worried about getting charged, I was in the right and have proof the dog attacked me. It's just a huge ordeal and a pain in the ass to go through.
F#cken yappy little dogs and their yappy b!tch owners!
Animal cruelty charges to be exact.
Here's what happened:
Work wants my to pay like $240 a year for parking. I said screw it, I'll just park a few blocks away and walk. It's only a 10min walk and is kinda nice first thing in the morning (cept them damn Cdn winters).
Anyway, there's this one house that has this little piece of sh!t yappy dog fenced in the front yard. Every day this thing goes nuts barking and stuff when I walk by. Very annoying, and it's scarred me a couple of times cause it's first thing in the AM and I'm often daydreaming.
Well, this morning the dog somehow got out. I'm not sure if the fence was open or it somehow got through. So this morning, I'm confronted by the dog and it's on my side of the fence.
Naturally, the little piece of sh!t goes straight at me and starts chomping down on the back of my pantleg and leg. So I manage to shake the thing off and am yelling at it and stuff. I'm lugging my laptop and lunch and I refuse to run away from a 1ft tall dog.
Meanwhile the stupid ass old lady owner hears the comotion and comes outside. The old wench starts calling her dog, and the stupid thing just ignores her. So she just sorta stands there looking pathetic and doing virtually nothing.
Finally I manage to shake the dog off again. And as I'm standing there, both pantlegs ripped and 1 leg bleeding pretty good the dog comes around for another go.
Well, I wasn't having none of it. So as the dog came at me, I punted that little f#(ker like a football. I've got to admit, I hit it harder than I ment to. The little thing flew like 10 feet...
Well, that took the steam out of the dog, and put it right in that old lady. I was pissed by that point and told her straight up "F#ck you. I'm going to get my leg looked at. Here's my business card, call me if you'd like to talk calmly." She just kept yelling at me and told me she was going to call the police and press charges. I just laughed and kept walking.
Luckily I work at a hospital
. First thing I did was get my co-workers to take pics of my leg and pantlegs. Then I went down to the ER.It's not bad. Just a couple of teeth holes and some deep scratches. No stiches needed, but I did have to get a rabies shot or whatever that was. They were mostly worried about infection and it hurt like a ***** when they cleaned it out. I also got a copy of the doctors report thingy.
I really hope this lady doesn't press charges. I'm not worried about getting charged, I was in the right and have proof the dog attacked me. It's just a huge ordeal and a pain in the ass to go through.
F#cken yappy little dogs and their yappy b!tch owners!
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