Stupid Lady says she's going to press charges.

[Got Gear?]

Thanks guys,

I already feal alot better!

[Auriflex]

You should really file a police report, even if you dont plan on pressing charges. Just a safety precaution.

[Klash]

You ought to at least go up to the old lady and tell her your going to sue the shit out of her and that they will put her dog down.
Then say you will reconsider if she keeps her damn dog inside the house from the hours of (when you walk by her house). if it really bothers you. At least you have leverage now.

Man my dog bit the mailman too. They threatened to sue and all that - but we don't have anything. From then all our mail said on the front "Dog"! All that mail really fucks with dogs! Weird shit.

[Keiser]

or you could just quit being a cheap bastard and pay for parking and this never would have happened

[Got Gear?]

OK guys, I'll file the police report.

With the pictures, doctors report, and the statements of my co-workers I'm pretty sure my ass is covered. But better safe than sorry right?

I'm just gonna leave the old lady alone so long as she leaves me alone. It's been 2 years, this is the first time. However, It'll be another story if it happens again or she does press charges.

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by LadiesMan
or you could just quit being a cheap bastard and pay for parking and this never would have happened

Fug it! Walking's good for me. If it wasn't me, it'd been someone else anyway.

[Keiser]

Originally posted by Got Gear?
Fug it! Walking's good for me. If it wasn't me, it'd been someone else anyway.

lol

[morbid316]

next time take a hotdog with you put some morphine in it and give it to the stupid dog

[Berzerker]

I hate little snappy dogs anyway.

Send her a copy of the police report with a bill for new pants and whatever expenses you had. That'll put "the fear" into the old bag.

[Klash]

Originally posted by Berzerker
I hate little snappy dogs anyway.

Send her a copy of the police report with a bill for new pants and whatever expenses you had. That'll put "the fear" into the old bag.

yeah at least get some new pants out of the deal......

[Berzerker]

Next time you see her, go totally nuts and start barking your f*cking head off. Raise your leg an pee on her fence. Growl at her and bare your teeth at her if she come near you. Start trying to sniff her ass.

I wish I could see that.

[jipped genes]

i have been studying to become an animal cop like on animal planet, the dog was considered at large at the time of the bite and i dont care where you are from there must be some form of restraint law. a dog is at large at the time of the bite it is in violation of a city ordinance. she is at fault. as for you kicking the dog you were defending yourself against an animal attacking you regardless of how small it was. you have nothing to worry about. like auri said put the screws to her for medical bills and pain and suffering she will beg you not to proceed while paying for any $ your out.

[morbid316]

file a complaint about her dumb dog biting you she will get the fine

[HULK1550]

bro, not to totally change the subject, but whether you sue the lady or not, you could tell your mom you did and maybe she would accept the money that way. LOL say its extra money you dont need and it would make you so happy if she would atleast take it for the horses!

[THE JUICE]

Re: Stupid Lady says she's going to press charges.

Originally posted by Got Gear?
F#CK!!!

Animal cruelty charges to be exact.

Here's what happened:

Work wants my to pay like $240 a year for parking. I said screw it, I'll just park a few blocks away and walk. It's only a 10min walk and is kinda nice first thing in the morning (cept them damn Cdn winters).

Anyway, there's this one house that has this little piece of sh!t yappy dog fenced in the front yard. Every day this thing goes nuts barking and stuff when I walk by. Very annoying, and it's scarred me a couple of times cause it's first thing in the AM and I'm often daydreaming.

Well, this morning the dog somehow got out. I'm not sure if the fence was open or it somehow got through. So this morning, I'm confronted by the dog and it's on my side of the fence.

Naturally, the little piece of sh!t goes straight at me and starts chomping down on the back of my pantleg and leg. So I manage to shake the thing off and am yelling at it and stuff. I'm lugging my laptop and lunch and I refuse to run away from a 1ft tall dog.

Meanwhile the stupid ass old lady owner hears the comotion and comes outside. The old wench starts calling her dog, and the stupid thing just ignores her. So she just sorta stands there looking pathetic and doing virtually nothing.

Finally I manage to shake the dog off again. And as I'm standing there, both pantlegs ripped and 1 leg bleeding pretty good the dog comes around for another go.

Well, I wasn't having none of it. So as the dog came at me, I punted that little f#(ker like a football. I've got to admit, I hit it harder than I ment to. The little thing flew like 10 feet...

Well, that took the steam out of the dog, and put it right in that old lady. I was pissed by that point and told her straight up "F#ck you. I'm going to get my leg looked at. Here's my business card, call me if you'd like to talk calmly." She just kept yelling at me and told me she was going to call the police and press charges. I just laughed and kept walking.

Luckily I work at a hospital . First thing I did was get my co-workers to take pics of my leg and pantlegs. Then I went down to the ER.

It's not bad. Just a couple of teeth holes and some deep scratches. No stiches needed, but I did have to get a rabies shot or whatever that was. They were mostly worried about infection and it hurt like a ***** when they cleaned it out. I also got a copy of the doctors report thingy.

I really hope this lady doesn't press charges. I'm not worried about getting charged, I was in the right and have proof the dog attacked me. It's just a huge ordeal and a pain in the ass to go through.

F#cken yappy little dogs and their yappy b!tch owners!

u could press charges on that *****, in the first place it wasnt ur fault the creature got out. The dog got out and attacked u bro, so I say fuck them over.:2gunsfiri