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lmao -that's once
An old farmer and his brand new young bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the younger horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the young tender horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little while, the gelding stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride scolded him,
"That was so stupid!"
The farmer said, "That's once."
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the young tender horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little while, the gelding stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride scolded him,
"That was so stupid!"
The farmer said, "That's once."
Pudgy, your horrible!
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