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Now i know why i loathe the gym anytime after early A.M. training. As mentioned in another post in this forum i am only able to train legs til after Saturday. I am usually off on Friday from the gym. But i did a bit of cardio yesterday and decided to wail on legs today. I get to the gym and there's only like 4 people using the entire array of weight equipment. That's the good news. The bad news is there is only one leg extension machine i use and one leg curl machine i use and there is someone on the leg extension/ So i jump on the leg curl and warm up. I realize from looking at the leg ext person that i am totally at a loss to decipher if it is a guy or a chick. I've decided it was either a weird gay guy or a weird gay chick. Now before u get the wrong idea, i have nothing against gay peeps. But it is surreal to sit there and say i just can't tell!! Now the problem i had was that i was finishing up on leg curl and "it" left the leg extension so i moseyd over there and then off to grab a towel. "It" had gone over to do knee ups on the ab device and then over to the hyperextension and then all the way back across the floor to the leg extension again. Then off to a different piece of equipment and another til back to the leg extension.. WTF??? SO i waited on the weighted ab bench and cranked out a few sets waiting for it to decide where to go next. Finally it it walked off to the locker rooms so i jumped on the machine and cranked out my sets. Don't people have an idea of what they are going to train that day before they go to the gym?? Then as i am under 550 on the hack squat i see (and smell) this lady doing leg presses next to me. I hate when women douse themselves in perfume (nasty perfume at that) and then go out in public. I say sh it all the time at the supermarket when we get stuck behind or passed by some old lady swimming in $3 perfume. I'll say no no no....it's bathe with soap and then a DAB of perfume not the other way around stinky!! Usually my wife will pretend she doesn't know me when i do that or occasionally slap me on the arm when i do. Anyway this chick in the gym is doing leg presses with a 10 pound plate on eacf focking side. WTF?? why waste your time and money? Stay home and do bodyweight squats, the benefit will be greater. Finally as i was finishing up with calf raises this dude come in, i sh it you not in a Jack LaLane type jumper, probably almost as old as jack and starts doing chin ups..... i say chin ups in the loosest sense of the word. Couldn;t wait to get out of there today. I'll be back for the 4:00 AM opening time from now on. Hate the afternoon crowd !!!!!!!!!
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so the biggest climax to the story, you missed. What locker rooms did the "it" go in? mens or womens???1 up
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I feel your pain.. thats a crock o shyt bro...i hate it sometimes, but i get easily annoyed in the gym by such nonsenseComment
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ya!! wtf is up with that??!! you get us all cranked up and wondering the out come of "it", and bam...you leave us hanging!! just for that, i hope "it" decides to start training at 4:15am, wearing a one piece, thonged, leotard coverd in 3$ perfume!Originally posted by horsepwr View PostHE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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theres days i walk into the guym in such a bad way that i dont like anyone there...lol...im ashamed to admit to that...i dont want anyone to look at me or even talk to me...i put my headphonjes on and pull my hat down low...i dont make eye contaqct wit anyone..if someone walks up and talks i act like its a huge inconvenience...lolComment
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Ahhhhhh.... it's so nice to have a home gym. No waiting for machines. No stinky people. I play my own music. The bathrooms are clean. Best of all I'm only a few steps away for the kitchen!
Oh, and did I mention I have one of the HOTTEST personal trainers all to myself.
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that's the way i roll brotha. got the ipod on and the headphones on and the UFC hat on and i'm focused. And on the days when the ipod dies cuz i forgot to charge it i just pretend it's still working and block everyone out. i;m there to train, period.Originally posted by Dzone View PostYou may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.
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DC, i thought we were keeping that on the down low hon?Originally posted by dixiechick View PostOh, and did I mention I have one of the HOTTEST personal trainers all to myself.You may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.
I don't have an ego, i just love how awesome i am !!Comment
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Yo, i just saw it walking down the ramp towards the locker rooms which are around the corner from the ramp and i was just happy that it was finally out of the weight area that i didn't care which one it went into.Originally posted by daved150 View PostYou may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.
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