How to beat a Steriod TEST?

[swolegreaser]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww....lol that would suck but gotta do what u gotta do though. need more info on that CJ lol...

[DerCribben]

What about those plastic bladders that you tape to your stomach and put reconstituted condensed piss in. they can't test for whether it's your piss and since it's next to your body and stays body temp it passes the heat test that some of those cups have on the side.

The kits come with a bottle of concentrated piss and a bladder with a tube that you pull out with your prick when you "piss" in the cup so it looks like your really pissing.

[swolegreaser]

wow that would hurt like hell so ur saying that to put the tube in my prick and than piss, awww that wouldnt fell to good but i'd do it thats for sure, u have any where I cna get that?

[DerCribben]

Originally posted by swolegreaser
wow that would hurt like hell so ur saying that to put the tube in my prick and than piss, awww that wouldnt fell to good but i'd do it thats for sure, u have any where I cna get that?

NO!! HAHA you don't put the tube in your prick, it just goes next to it and it has a little valve on it you hit to "piss" with it. As long as it's on the opposite side from the monitor it looks like your pissing.

[DerCribben]

I forget where they sell them, I read about them in high times back when I was 18 or so. They're probably still around though search around on the internet a little bit and I'm sure you'll find it if it's there.

[swolegreaser]

ohhh than the piss is taped on ur stomach? thats risky man, they practically watch my piss hole go into the vial. bastards!

[DerCribben]

I guess you could try a catheter then. That sucks but it sounds better to me than injecting in to your bladder (Damn!!)

[Billy_Bathgate]

Originally posted by CJWolf
take someone else's piss and inject it directly in your bladder.

no really, i'm serious ... but that's rather drastic ...

Lattamier style!

I love that movie!

(The Program)

[still2skinny]

You could also get one of those kits that have a fake penis. You just pull it out instead of the real member, and turn on the valve!!!

[Akamai]

Hey BB, hung out with that fucker at the Olympia this year, hes crazier in person then in the movies.

[ElCid]

SG- I took three a year while playing football in college, and let me tell you, they make you stand there with your pants around your knees, pull your shit up, and then almost lean over your sholder. It is very uneasy. I always drank a crap load of apple vinager (tastes like shit) the night before, and pissed at least twice before going over to the test. Only once was I somewhat somewhat nervious, but I passed. But, the thing about that, is at the time, they either tested you for rec. drugs or steroids, not both. That was done randomly as well, so I don't know which test I was subjected to, and I don't do rec. drugs. I don't know if that is still the case. The best thing to do, other than not risk it, is to stay with the very short esters, and only do it at the bigining of the summer, ending a month or so prior to summer practice.

Just my .02.

[TheChamp]

Be safe.......Stick to small amounts of test and gh.

[swolegreaser]

thanks guys, i'll try that apple vingar.