Funny Stories

[kite]

Let's hear some funny stories about some of those dummies that shoot 10 ml of prop like in Fuzo's post.
I know this one cat who who would do quad injections through his jeans. He said he couldn't stand the sight of the needle piercing the skin so he would just stick right through his damn pants! Needless to say it wasn't long before he got a bad infection and was hospitalized for a brief time. He now blames steroids for putting him into the hospital even though he was told repeatedly that he was being stupid and what not, but that's how it goes with those kinda people.

[TestRip7]

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There is a dumb kid at my gym who got some winny tabs, and was told they were testosterone tabs. He was taking like 150mg a day and walking around with napeloen syndrome for a few weeks, arms wayy out from his sides like his lats were huge. I couldnt help but laugh my ass off everytime I saw him. He started pissing blood at some point and blamed it on the "testosterone tabs" he was taking.

These types of people you cant even talk any sense into.

[cbr929]

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I new a guy that would reuse pins like 10 times he siad he didn't care he wasn't worried about disease since he's the only one useing them LOL I even showed him the pic on the pins on here that have been used a couple time how dull and bent up they look

[chicken hawk]

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LOL!!

[daved150]

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I KNOW THIS ONE GUY, IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME USING AND HE DIDNT CHECK TO MAKE SHURE THE PIN WAS SCREWED ON TIGHT. WELL, AS HE WAS INJECTING, THE PIN BLEW OUT!! FUGGIN TEST ALL OVER HIS ARM!!! THEN, WHILE IN THE MIDST OF TRYING TO CLEAN IT UP, SWEAT WAS GOING IN HIS EYES (YOU KNOW, FIRST TIME NERVE'S AND IT WAS AFTER HE TOOK A SHOWER) HE WIPED HIS EYES WITH THE TEST ALL OVER HIS HANDS!!! SHIT BURNED!!! HE WAS TRYING TO FIND A TOWEL ON THE SINK, BUT WAS KNOCKING EVERYTHING OFF!! WHEN HE GOT OUT OF THE BATHROOM, HIS WIFE WAS LIKE WTF HAPPENED TO YOU??!! EYE'S ALL RED N SH!T!! THAT WAS FUNNY...oh, wait...that was me!!! never mind, i dont know any stories!

[kite]

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lmao!!!

[a-bomb83]

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LMFAO dave!

i don't really have any funny ones either.

well, one time i was injecting my buddy in his delt (at work,lol) and when i pulled the pin out this 3-4' thin stream of blood shot out.... you should have seen his face, priceless. he's like "what the phuck happened?" i was too busy laughing to answer him.

[cbr929]

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this shits hilarious!!

[O2BESOHUGE]

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I TOOK A SHOT AT WORK ONE TIME AND PULLED THE NEEDLE OUT AND BLOOD WENT EVERYWHERE...!! IT LOOKED LIKE A MURDER SCENE IN THERE. ALL OVER MY PANTS

I TOLD EVERYONE I ACCIDENTLY BROKE A RED PEN

[kite]

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This is more fukked up than funny, but one night I got my wife (now ex) to inject into my glutes. We were both stoned and she started laughing and as she was laughing I felt the pin bouncing in my ass cheek, then I started laughing and blood started to trickle down my leg and I just decided to wait til morning to inject.

[O2BESOHUGE]

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I DID A QUAD SHOT ONCE AND HIT A NERVE AND KICKED AND BENT THE HELL OUT OF MY WIFES NEW SHINEY TRASH CAN IN THE BATHROOM....SHE MADE ME BUY HER ANOTHER ONE

[pigmeat]

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lmao

[supasaiyan99]

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lol....funny stories, especially Daved150!!!

[bowbow]

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Good stuff, I wish I had one.