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  • CODES OF THE GYM

    By: Nick Nilsson


    The gym is a unique environment in our world. People come there to improve their bodies and feel better about themselves. Most gyms have a written set of rules to govern our behavior while working out.

    ALL gyms, however, have an unwritten code of behavior that is not always readily apparent to sometimes even the most advanced of us. The aim of this report is to tell you the written as well as the unwritten rules of behavior in The Gym.


    The written rules of the gym are usually few and designed to ensure members safety, convenience and equipment care. You are probably familiar with the majority of them. These rules are all fairly straightforward and come out of common sense. These written rules are also grossly outnumbered by the unwritten rules of the gym.

    1. Dropping Weights
    Dropping weights on the floor can cause injury to yourself or others and can also damage the equipment itself. Always set it down as gently as you can.

    2. Returning Weights
    This is a simple matter of courtesy to whoever is using the equipment after you. Not everybody can or wants to unload ten 45-pound plates off the leg press machine. Place dumbells back on the rack in the slots where they belong and always remove your weights from the machines unless the next person specifically asks you to leave them on.

    3. Proper Attire
    Wear appropriate clothing for exercise. This mainly refers to shoes but can include things such as wearing jeans in the gym.

    4. Sweat Hogs
    Wipe benches off if you sweat all over them. It's even better to put down a towel before you use the bench. You don't want to lie in other peoples sweat so extend them the same courtesy.
    5. No Swearing
    This is a very common sense rule. Profanity can be offensive to others. If you have to scream in the middle of a tough set, make it unintelligible.
    6. No Smoking
    If your gym doesn't have ashtrays on the stair-machines, chances are it doesn't allow smoking in the gym area. If you need to smoke, go to a designated smoking area.



    The unwritten code of the gym is often a mystery to the inexperienced trainer, though advanced trainers have been known to experience lapses. If you have ever wondered what the unwritten code of the gym is, you have come to the right place. They are many and not always what you'd expect.

    1. Talking
    Do not talk to someone in the middle of a set. This is very distracting and they are probably not listening to you anyway. Don't be offended if and when they ignore you. Wait until they're done.

    2. Excessive Talking
    Don't talk excessively to people during their workout. They are (usually) at the gym to work, not socialize. Socialize after the workout.

    3. Through The Looking Glass
    Walking or standing in front of someone during a set interferes with their concentration. People rely on the feedback from the mirror to help their balance and keep track of form, especially during overhead presses, squats, deadlifts, etc.

    4. Working In
    Always ask before you work in. It is very rude to just sit down on a machine or bench the instant someone gets off. Don't ask to work in on a machine or bench if the other person is using a lot more or a lot less weight than you as it may take too long to change weights in between sets. Just wait until they're done or find something else to do.

    5. Letting Someone Working In
    By the same token, it is rude not to let someone else work in with you. The exception to this is when it would interfere with your own workout, e.g. lots of weight changing or very short rest periods.

    6. Bench Hogs
    Don't hog benches or machines (unless it's quiet and nobody else wants to use them).

    7. Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
    Don't let your dumbells or barbells roll away from you as they can cause injury in others.

    8. Water Breaks
    Don't take too long at the water fountain. This includes filling up your water bottle. If someone is behind you, let them drink then resume filling. Don't ever spit or blow your nose in the fountain, either.

    9. Captain Safety
    Don't automatically jump in and spot someone the instant they look as though they're having trouble. The hard reps are the most productive and you may screw it up by jumping in. Get into position and be ready if they ask but don't assume.

    10. Abusing Your Spotter
    Don't ask someone to spot you if you can't lift the weight yourself in the first place. If your spotter gets a lower-back workout while you are bench pressing then you need to reevaluate the amount of weight you are using.

    11. Comfort Zones
    Don't move your bench too close to other people's benches. Some exercises require room to execute than others and you might just be in the way.

    12. Resetting Machines
    If you work in on a machine, reset it back to where the other person had it after you've done your set.

    13. Be Nice
    It's not nice to laugh at other people just because they can't lift as much as you. Remember, there is always someone else who can lift more than you.

    14. Spotting
    If someone asks you for a spot, give it to them. If you don't feel comfortable spotting them, e.g. they are using a very heavy weight, let them know.

    15. Screaming
    Try not to yell and scream unnecessarily. This can distract other gym members. Sometimes it is necessary but if you scream during a set of wrist curls, something is wrong.

    16.. Dropping And Banging
    Don't drop weights or bang them together unnecessarily. Not only can you hurt your joints by banging and dropping weights, it is very distracting to others.

    17. Too Much Information
    Don't hold loud, in-depth conversations around people while they are doing a set.

    18. Bullseye
    If you tend to spray spit when you lift (it happens), make sure there is no one in the target area.

    19. Pepe La Pew (Part 1)
    Don't wear excessive cologne or perfume to the gym. It can be very unpleasant for others who are breathing heavily.
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






  • #2
    Re: CODES OF THE GYM

    and dont phucking talk to me!


    ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

    "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

    Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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    • #3
      Re: CODES OF THE GYM

      ARE YOU THE ONE THAT SMELLS LIKE A GOAT WHEN YOU WALK BY ME?

      O2
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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      • #4
        Re: CODES OF THE GYM

        Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
        ARE YOU THE ONE THAT SMELLS LIKE A GOAT WHEN YOU WALK BY ME?

        O2
        naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


        ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

        "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

        Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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        • #5
          Re: CODES OF THE GYM

          Good advice!
          Strivn 2b "MoRe THaN HuMaN!!!"
          mrthnhmn@yahoo.com

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          • #6
            Re: CODES OF THE GYM

            very good posts....

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            • #7
              Re: CODES OF THE GYM

              [B]and don't ask me : DUDE DO U WORKOUT????WTF....[/B]

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              • #8
                Re: CODES OF THE GYM

                DO YOU WORK OUT MIKE? OR DO YOU JUST TAKE CREATINE?
                ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                • #9
                  Re: CODES OF THE GYM

                  they should also mention the rule against wearing sour gym clothes
                  so fresh and so clean clean




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                  • #10
                    Re: CODES OF THE GYM

                    Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
                    DO YOU WORK OUT MIKE? OR DO YOU JUST TAKE CREATINE?
                    MAN i'am like pumping iron and some dudes come up to me and is like: DO U WORKOUT OUT? I MEAN WTF? WHAT DO U SEE ME DOING? PLAYING WT UR MOTHER..I MEAN COME ON... AND THEY ASK ME WHAT DO U TAKE:
                    I'AM LIKE vit C TO GET EM BIG AND VIT E TO KEEP MY SKIN SMOOTH AS A SILK AND FOOD FOOD AND CREATINE CELL TECH, GLUT AND AMINOS

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                    • #11
                      Re: CODES OF THE GYM

                      No matter where I go the "re-rack your weight" rule doesn't seem to apply to most people. I cant stand having to re-rack someone elses weight before I can start a set ! And when i'm gettin' my mind in the zone to squat or deadlift,...dont try to start a stupid a$$ed conversation with me over nonsense. It just totally f%#ks me up !
                      Leaders did what others weren't willing to do, now they enjoy the things that others do not.

                      Terra Explorations
                      Our passion never dies !
                      ) O (

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                      • #12
                        Re: CODES OF THE GYM

                        no parachute pants, they are still distracting, even after all these years....

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by mtnmedic
                          No matter where I go the "re-rack your weight" rule doesn't seem to apply to most people. I cant stand having to re-rack someone elses weight before I can start a set ! And when i'm gettin' my mind in the zone to squat or deadlift,...dont try to start a stupid a$$ed conversation with me over nonsense. It just totally f%#ks me up !
                          Yes, if you can't put it back, don't pick it up.

                          Now, my worst pet phukin peave is when I spend 5 minutes collecting 45's for the leg press and some dumb ass, who has been watching me, comes over and steals some during my set. I get pissed. I yell "hey, I just collected all those, go find your own". If it's a woman, I just bite my tounge. I never take it upon myself to correct a woman in the gym. I will make sure she sees me go get more and then they usually get the picture.

                          I don't know what it is with people. There can be a 145 lbd dude struggling with 135 on squats and I will still ask him "hey, you care if I take some of these 45's?" It's just polite. I usually put my DB's back after every set (except chest) so someone else can use them.
                          I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                          • #14
                            Re: CODES OF THE GYM

                            Women, as nice as it is to see a luscious body of your's cloaked in nothing more than a pair of wash cloth's and string, it is damn distracting and detremental to our (any normal guy) workouts. I dont need to run around half naked and neither do you. Save it for the club or beach or whatever.

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                            • #15
                              Re: CODES OF THE GYM

                              Great stuff!!
                              How about the guy who thinks he's Mr Atlas in his head and walks all puffed out with attitude. I'm like Bubba, this ain't no club or bar.
                              Rock On!

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