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First of all, I think it would be useful to say a few things about myself. I'm 17 year old high school student who is completely new to the world of steroids. I was recently offered steroids from a friend and am seriously considering using them.
I'd be using them strictly be for cosmetic purposes, being that I don’t play any sports or am active athletically. I do realize, however, with steroid use comes working out and what not, and I don't mind putting in the effort for daily strenuous exercise if required. An interesting note is that while I was working at a fast food restaurant, I constantly did sit ups to counteract the belly I'd gain from all the free fatty food I was eating. It started as normal sit ups, to inclined, to weighted inclined, to learning several other exercises focusing on abs (http://www.menshealth.com/cda/articl...19-168,00.html). The funny thing is, now my abs are the only muscles I have on my body and it looks kinda weird. This was several months ago and I've stopped working out since I quit my job. The muscles are still there but seem to be loosing its definition over time.
Most consider me to be underweight, currently weighing an avg of 115 at a height of 5'6''. It might be useful to mention that I was once heavy into drugs. I've cut down my drug use severely to focus more on school work, this being my senior year, and because I have no good source of income. I figure it would be better to spend money on steroids rather than stuff that gets me high. Another thing, a couple weeks back I was on a binge consuming large amounts of amphetamines and DXM (something you shouldn’t mix) along with many other drugs and in the process didn’t sleep for 3 days and lost about 10 lbs. Though it was incredibly fun, I’m surprised and thankful I didn’t die. I know it was dumb, but I needed that reality check. Also, are there certain drugs that shouldn’t be combined with steroids (marijuana, alcohol, etc.)?
My friend is offering QV Deca 300. I have yet to find out if it's real or bunk. Some research I've done said that a common dose is 200-400mg per week. I’ve also read, "It also is justified both from bodybuilding experience and from scientific evidence that low AAS doses, such as 100 or 200 mg/week, will generally not give much results for male athletes." Would it be safe to assume that 200mg would be a reasonable dose since I’m a lightweight? I'd like to use the smallest dose possible while getting decent results. Would it be worth it to pay twice as much and take an extra 200mg?
Does anyone have tips on proper usage and cycling? Is there anything I can do minimize the side effects? If it helps, I have a hook-up at a nutrition shop and can get supplements cheap, if not for free. What type of diet should I take? Is there a certain workout routine I should follow for the best results? Should I even bother with steroids? Sorry if all these questions have been answered already, in that case you can just direct me to the proper thread. Any helpful info or links would be appreciated. Thanks in advance, and sorry for the long post.
I'd be using them strictly be for cosmetic purposes, being that I don’t play any sports or am active athletically. I do realize, however, with steroid use comes working out and what not, and I don't mind putting in the effort for daily strenuous exercise if required. An interesting note is that while I was working at a fast food restaurant, I constantly did sit ups to counteract the belly I'd gain from all the free fatty food I was eating. It started as normal sit ups, to inclined, to weighted inclined, to learning several other exercises focusing on abs (http://www.menshealth.com/cda/articl...19-168,00.html). The funny thing is, now my abs are the only muscles I have on my body and it looks kinda weird. This was several months ago and I've stopped working out since I quit my job. The muscles are still there but seem to be loosing its definition over time.
Most consider me to be underweight, currently weighing an avg of 115 at a height of 5'6''. It might be useful to mention that I was once heavy into drugs. I've cut down my drug use severely to focus more on school work, this being my senior year, and because I have no good source of income. I figure it would be better to spend money on steroids rather than stuff that gets me high. Another thing, a couple weeks back I was on a binge consuming large amounts of amphetamines and DXM (something you shouldn’t mix) along with many other drugs and in the process didn’t sleep for 3 days and lost about 10 lbs. Though it was incredibly fun, I’m surprised and thankful I didn’t die. I know it was dumb, but I needed that reality check. Also, are there certain drugs that shouldn’t be combined with steroids (marijuana, alcohol, etc.)?
My friend is offering QV Deca 300. I have yet to find out if it's real or bunk. Some research I've done said that a common dose is 200-400mg per week. I’ve also read, "It also is justified both from bodybuilding experience and from scientific evidence that low AAS doses, such as 100 or 200 mg/week, will generally not give much results for male athletes." Would it be safe to assume that 200mg would be a reasonable dose since I’m a lightweight? I'd like to use the smallest dose possible while getting decent results. Would it be worth it to pay twice as much and take an extra 200mg?
Does anyone have tips on proper usage and cycling? Is there anything I can do minimize the side effects? If it helps, I have a hook-up at a nutrition shop and can get supplements cheap, if not for free. What type of diet should I take? Is there a certain workout routine I should follow for the best results? Should I even bother with steroids? Sorry if all these questions have been answered already, in that case you can just direct me to the proper thread. Any helpful info or links would be appreciated. Thanks in advance, and sorry for the long post.
. It all happened quite quickly though (not that I'm complaining). Prior two weeks ago I had no interest in the military or considered it as a possible option for my future. Last week Monday a recruiter called me. I didn’t really take it seriously, but I thought hey, if this guy took the effort to call me and probably gets rejected by most of the other kids, I might as well take the effort to hear what he has to say. The next day I go to the recruiting office, and the stuff they told me there was everything I wanted to hear. I figured it’s what they tell everyone, and that they’re working on commission and probably just trying to meet some type of recruit quota, but it sounded like their whole program was specifically designed just for me. They spat out stuff about gaining self dedication, self reliance, self confidence, educational opportunity, technical skills, a secure future, etc, etc. It was everything I wanted to hear because it was pretty much everything I lacked and wanted/needed. The following Wednesday they met with my parents and got the OK. Last Sunday they put me in a nice hotel and the next day they brought me to the Military Entrance Processing Station where I took the ASVAB and got a medical examination. Everything went fine and I was sworn in. I felt damn proud. I happened to score high enough on the ASVAB to qualify for an intelligence job, which is better than being a cook or infantry imo. The only thing is I need to be active for 5 years instead of 4 because I need to spend a year at the intelligence school somewhere east. Anyways, I ship off for boot camp in October, which gives me about 6 months to bust my ass off and get in fit condition. And to think, if I didn’t get that phone call I would be stuck going to some lame community college.
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