How to Pass a Steroid test??!?!?

[Raoul3]

Originally posted by muscle_n_blood
If you are worried about getting tested, you shouldn't use AAS

And if you have nothing more constructive to say, you shouldn't post in this thread...

BTW, those detection times table are in fact questionable, but why, simply because there are a lot of other parameters that influence the tests also. Like bodyfat %, water intake, dosages, frequency of intake, tolerence to the drug etc... But they can still be useful as general guidelines.

Originally posted bymick10-07
I haven't heard of many people beating the tests.

Man you haven't heard of many people beating the tests??? Do you know how few athletes get caught during any major international competitions? Very VERY few, sometimes not even a single one. The vast majority of the ones who do test positive, get caught with inopinated tests (out of competetion). But if you know when you're susceptible of being tested, there is no reason why you couldn't get away with it. If you have a slight idea of what you're doing of course.

[mick10-07]

do you know how much money it costs to pass those tests?? No, you don't. Pro athletes hire doctors and nutritionists to help them pass. The "average person" like what we are talking about here, has a way harder time passing them.

Think about it.

[BossMann]

Originally posted by Pheedno
Jobs, even in law enforcment usually do not test for AAS. It's too expensive. I know a few cops who are juiced.

Schedule 8's are the usual test in the job market

Actually, I know a LOT of cops who sauce.

[3Vandoo]

YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

- Test for anabolics and hormones are expensive they range from 700 to 2000$ PER TEST. And only a few labs can perform these tests. For athletes only the labs certified by the IOC(International Olympic Committee) can be used.

- For all works, they will not test you for gears use.

- The only think I would be concerned if they give you a full physical and all, is how juice will fuck up the number(blood pressure, cholesterol etc...)

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[Raoul3]

Originally posted by mick10-07
do you know how much money it costs to pass those tests?? No, you don't. Pro athletes hire doctors and nutritionists to help them pass. The "average person" like what we are talking about here, has a way harder time passing them.

Think about it.

Please come on now... I know my shit. Have you ever been through such a test btw? If not I don't think you should comment any further.
NO it's not that hard, it just takes a little planning and a minimum number of brain cells! Of course you can have people do it for you but it doesn't change how long a drug is detectable in your body, now does it??
Plus a lot of athletes don't "hire" a doctor, they are just followed regularly by one (who knows about gear...) but that doesn't cost more than a regular doctor.
So stop spreading that bs if you don't know any better...

[Enantato]

Ill tell you how to pass a juice test.... dont take it.

[mick10-07]

Raoul - you have no idea what your talking about. I got tested last year. And was told by a very popular canadian BB to hire a nutritionists that specializes in masking for a test. Thanks for your 2 cents though.

Vandoo's is parlty right, the test I got costs 840 bucks. I got screened for deca, test, diaretics, and all others. And this was for my job. By he time I was done, it costs me over 2500 bucks to pass.

[syintifik]

I personally wouldn't worry about it too much. Where I live (I'm also going to be a cop) they don't screen for it. But it is a question on the polygraph. They want to know if you've done ANYTHING in the past 3 years here. Which includes AAS. They can't totally disqualify you if you don't pass the polygraph but it sure won't look very good. Good luck bro. I've been off for about a year and am purposely waiting till after my medical to start.

[Raoul3]

Originally posted by mick10-07
Raoul - you have no idea what your talking about. I got tested last year. And was told by a very popular canadian BB to hire a nutritionists that specializes in masking for a test. Thanks for your 2 cents though.

Vandoo's is parlty right, the test I got costs 840 bucks. I got screened for deca, test, diaretics, and all others. And this was for my job. By he time I was done, it costs me over 2500 bucks to pass.

Man, save yourself the embarassement... I'm glad you shared your huge first-hand experience with testing. I won't go into details for obvious reasons but I have much MUCH more than you do. Athletics, IOC standards, get it?

So you passed one test, huh? good for you... But please, who would pay 2500 bucks to pass a freaken job test???? That's ridiculous and you're a CHUMP if you did. I'm sorry to inform you that you've been taken advantage of...