beat a piss-test

[sniperdeath]

Yo! I just got word my boss don't think my 20lbs weightgain in 6wks is a natural one, so i stand to get piss-tested if worse comes to worst. Is there anything i can inject or pop to beat the test? I've taken deca and sust mainly, for about 8-10wks, and went off cycle some 14 days ago.

I think i've been framed on this one, so:2gunsfiri to the one who did it if i find him/her

[majorguns]

I think they have those clensing pills that last for several hours after you take them, not sure if they will get rid of your roids man.

[viper10139]

good luck bro!! great link as well.

[FUZO]

DECA IS IN YOUR SYSTEM UP TO A YEAR.AND WHAT KIND OF JOB DO YOU DO THAT YOUR BOSS WOULD TEST YOU FOR STEROIDS. COPS DONT EVEN DO IT OR FIRE MAN.IF YOU ARE IN THE UNION FIGHT THIS.

[leankid]

I thought it took a blood test to identify that??

[macgyver1]

Originally posted by leankid
I thought it took a blood test to identify that??

Yeah, I thought standard drug screens didn't test for steroids at all, and that the tests that do are very expensive. I'm on test only, and had a piss test this morning (standard one for getting a job). PLEASE tell me I shouldn't worry!

[flexer01]

you have to do a specific test for AAS.......standard screens wont pick it up.

average steroid screen is $350........in Canada.

[BigE22]

All a standard test can test them is if you have an elevated test level......they then have to test whether it is natural or foreign...so you shouldn't worry.....this is for as testing..not regular drugs....

[buyb12]

just tell them your on methly-1 test it's a legal steroid/ pro hormone......

[3Vandoo]

TELL HIM IT NOT HIS MATTERS!

and if he continue to harrass you, about your personal activities you will sue him and the company for harrassment!

PERIOD!

[jsjs24]

Hope he's not in the military, then it doesn't matter what he tells them.

[Sigmund Roid]

Originally posted by buyb12
just tell them your on methly-1 test it's a legal steroid/ pro hormone......

that stuff is ILLEGAL in Europe. And never say the word steroid or to your boss even if it has "legal" or "pro" in front of it. Hell, "creatine" is a four letter word in the EU.

I don't think your boss can test you for roids legally, I am quite sure that it is illegal in the EU, invading your privacy, unless your behaviour has led to beating up other employers or something else bad, or you work directly with VIPs.

[sniperdeath]

Yeah, welll, IF i do get tested(I don't know yet,)it'll be for roidz, and sadly i've been on deca, so i'll light up like a flare on the test i guess. but what they've got on me so far is only a faster than usual weightgain, no assault-cases or anything(i work in a correctional unit, handling drugrelated criminals). I suspect that this has come from my female collegues, who can barly stand the sight of me, cause they are all in the +200lbs section, and they DON'T work out at all.

[3Vandoo]

Originally posted by sniperdeath
Yeah, welll, IF i do get tested(I don't know yet,)it'll be for roidz, and sadly i've been on deca, so i'll light up like a flare on the test i guess. but what they've got on me so far is only a faster than usual weightgain, no assault-cases or anything(i work in a correctional unit, handling drugrelated criminals). I suspect that this has come from my female collegues, who can barly stand the sight of me, cause they are all in the +200lbs section, and they DON'T work out at all.

Blow up his Volvo!

[Breetai]

Originally posted by 3Vandoo
Blow up his Volvo!