this is for all the teens on this board

[Madmax]

i know there are alot of teen juicers on this board, and you may not realize the effects that steroids may have on you at your age...so read this poem and think about it before you start juicing....Madmax


A TEEN TRAGEDY by Madmax....


Here is a story. It's sad but its true
About a teen tragedy that could happen to you
So please listen up and take my advice
Ive done told you once...now ill tell you twice

I once knew a teen who thought he was right
So he started his cycle one winters night
He didnt listen....and I dont know why
Now his dick isnt working and hes starting to cry

At first it was great he felt he was strong
But the gains that he made didnt last long
He cried and he cried because he lost all his gains
And he wonders why We tried to explain

But hey thats o.k. go press your luck
Keep using juice and you will be fucked
Your hair will fall out your face will get zits
And if you dont use nolva you might grow some tits

Your muscles will grow right to the end
But when you are done theres stretch marks my friend
Your body cant handle what you have in store
I thought you were smart BUT, NOT ANY MORE

For all of the teens that have decided to juice
Your bodies not ready. for that kind of abuse
So please try some protein or a weight gainer shake
Im being real Im not being fake

Why waist my time I guess none of you care
Your balls shrivels up you loose all your hair
Its for your own good so please listen to me
It saves me a thread that I have to reed

A thread that describes .the symptoms youre getting
The problems you have .and why you havent been shitting
Why your energies gone why you test levels are too
Why your workouts are shitand your sex life is through

Why your nipples are itching why your voice is now low
Why the only girls you lay are trailer park hos
So please take my advicestay clean for a bit
And you will soon see that Im not full of shit.

[jsjs24]

Nice poem bro. To the point.

[jack hust]

very true stuff in thee bro

[Josh]

Thats very true stuff for anyone if not cycling properly, that is one thing that i never liked about the boards scare tactics for teens.. When its supposed to be a place for everyone to come for unbiased information...

So yes
gyno -prevent with nolva
nuts shrink - come back with clomid
hair loss - finasteride - Minoxidi - Azelaic Acid - Nizoral shampoo
Strechmarks - could happen to anyone
acne - doxycyclene or other antibiotics
Elevated liver values - milk thistle - ALA

The only side i can think of off the top of my head is stunted growth.

Now im not saying all teens are ready to juice or any of them should or that i even condone it. But it does offer advantages that you cant get back from juicing later in life. Wheter it be sports related or BB related. Arnold juiced young and i doubt anyone hear will dispute that it helped his career.

Now alot of teens arnt ready for it mentaly i agree 110% but there are a few who are and i think the information should be there instead of using the same scare tactics the media does. -J

[Madmax]

bro its not a scare tactic its a light humored way of explaining the effects steroids have on an endocrine system that isnt fully developed yet....

arnold has had 2 heart attacks and liver problems for the past 10 years...even he will admit he didnt know the proper way to cycle during his younger days....

all the sides i mentioned are real, and can happen to you if you are unprepared when you begin your cycle...

i just want teens to see that there is a down side to juicing...

and nuts wont always come back to size with cloimid, hairloss can be minimized but not prevented if your predisposed to the condition already...

your liver values can still be abnormal while taking liver protectants, if you have elivated liver values already you could be facing some serious sides if you decide to juice...and most teens like to drink and lack the dedication that they are suspossed to have while cycling....

stretch marks are more likely to happen if your not done growing...

and acne isnt always treatable with the medications you mentioned above...im not attacking teens im just trying to show them that they will have better results if they decide to wait...Madmax

[bdtr]

madmax, great post. I was gonna bump your poem up at AR a while ago.

[gearedup]

Great post very interesting read bro this should hopefully help the members!

[AnotherUser]

IMHO, kind of once sided. The very same shit happens to people who start juicing in their 30's. None of those side effects are specific to teens.

[FUZO]

GOOD POEM

[bdtr]

Take it from someone who started HEAVY at 16 for football, this poem are great words of wisdom.

[jsjs24]

Originally posted by AnotherUser
IMHO, kind of once sided. The very same shit happens to people who start juicing in their 30's. None of those side effects are specific to teens.

He is only trying to send a good message out to teens. I know when I was a teen I wanted AS and looked for them all thru high school...I never did find them until I was 21 and I'm glad. Nobody had explained to me the potentials besides the rumors you hear. And back then the net was just coming out and not as easily accessed. Most (not all) teens do not realize the potential hazards to their health, unstead, they just think of AS as a miracle drug. Also, a lot of them aren't disciplined enough to diet and can't afford to take all the anti-es.

[talon]

We bumped this over at AR a while back BDTR, very infomative post MadMax. As others said there is no way of stopping someone who wants to juice, but there is ways to get them to atleast think about there choices. Thanks.

[lxorl]

funny max... i remember reading that when you posted it over at AR

[Josh]

Originally posted by Madmax
bro its not a scare tactic its a light humored way of explaining the effects steroids have on an endocrine system that isnt fully developed yet....

arnold has had 2 heart attacks and liver problems for the past 10 years...even he will admit he didnt know the proper way to cycle during his younger days....

all the sides i mentioned are real, and can happen to you if you are unprepared when you begin your cycle...

i just want teens to see that there is a down side to juicing...

and nuts wont always come back to size with cloimid, hairloss can be minimized but not prevented if your predisposed to the condition already...

your liver values can still be abnormal while taking liver protectants, if you have elivated liver values already you could be facing some serious sides if you decide to juice...and most teens like to drink and lack the dedication that they are suspossed to have while cycling....

stretch marks are more likely to happen if your not done growing...

and acne isnt always treatable with the medications you mentioned above...im not attacking teens im just trying to show them that they will have better results if they decide to wait...Madmax

I wasnt saying it could be 100% safe but im saying that with knowledge you can make juicing as safe as it can be, and if you withhold that knowledge from teens that will do it anyway they will just fuck themselfs.

And i dont see why this poem is shot at teens when all the sides you listed could happed to anyone, any age. And i have to disagree with about strechmarks being easier to get if your a teen but i wont mix issues.

and you said - "its not a scare tactic its a light humored way of explaining the effects steroids have on an endocrine system that isnt fully developed yet...."

1. This shits not funny - is hairloss gyno, or shrunken nuts funny to you? So im not quite sure how you get light humored..
2. Once again these things could happen to anyone..

So your basically taking information we all have that you know to be true and twisting it to say what you want it to say. (just like the media does). Then you direct it only at teens, its a scare tactic.

-J

[thegza]

what age do u consider it safe to juice? like 21?