I need some help guys .. ASAP

[BullFX]

BROS this is no joke in any way... it might sound funny but its not to me

My mom and sister are on my ass because i FART ALOT! they say that i stinkthe whole house.. im eating every 2 hours... all SOLID food .. no bs food.. and there fore i fart much more than i used 2...

they also noticing me gaining weight and they keep askin questions.. why how much more, when to stop..

WHAT do i do about the farts? beano works? doest it effect my protein absobtion?

ANY COMMENTS welcome, again plz dont take this as a joke.. its really becoming a problem for me..


::BULLFX::

THX IN ADVANCE!

[Billy_Bathgate]

Add some ginger root for better absorbtion. Add some anti-gas. Tell your mom and sis you are training for a hot dog eating contest.

[Disposable_Hero]

Lol..I'm sorry bro, that was funny..I thought you were gonna say something like 'My mom and sis found my gear'..I literally dropped my bowl of pasta when i saw it was about farting..

I find that I get a tad more gas when I'm bulking too...I find that eating 2 bannana's a day helps me alot, dont ask why

[winnie]

ginger root bro

[slobberknocker]

How can you ask us not to find this funny? Sorry, but it's hilarious. Unfortunately, I'm the exact same way. Probably worse.

[Mastiff]

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[BullFX]

OK... well i'm 20 yrs old but i[m a student.. every single penny i make goes to food/and bb supplements and gear... living with parents is the only way i can do what i'm doin

thx guys i'll try ginger... i dont even know what it is though...

[flexing23]

gas-X works best

[alwayzgrowing]

ginger root. alot of cologne.

[StoneColdNTO]

Bull, check out this link on ginger ;

http://www.fitnessgeared.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1397

Good luck with your little prob !!

[jack hust]

use a ginger root as a cork.....naw really just get some gas -x or beno

[darmadoc]

You drinking alot of milk or eating a lot of dairy products? Lactose intolerance is not uncommon and can cause horrific gas. If that is the case try to use lactaid or avoid so much dairy. Beano is good for beans and vegetables (broccoli, cauliflower etc,) but not much else. I've never found gas-x to do much for me. Did you see the movie Kung-pow where the guy kills the dog. That's me after a bowl of ice cream.