The Effects of Masturbation on Testosterone

[sensitivenips]

Re: The Effects of Masturbation on Testosterone

so in other words you shamefully slapped the salome, regretfully beat your meat, embarrassingly polished your rocket, humiliatingly buffed the banana, disgracefully punchin the munchkin, chagriningly yanked your noodle, and disappointingly turned the butter?

[Dzone]

Re: The Effects of Masturbation on Testosterone

so in other words you shamefully slapped the salome, regretfully beat your meat, embarrassingly polished your rocket, humiliatingly buffed the banana, disgracefully punchin the munchkin, chagriningly yanked your noodle, and disappointingly turned the butter?

bwaahaha and ashamedly bopped my baloney!

[Ezskanken]

Re: The Effects of Masturbation on Testosterone

i feel compelled to inform everyone that in my later younger years i conducted a thorough study investigating this topic, and the results were stunning. due to hyper masturbation not only did it stunt growth, but kept the subject exceedingly lethargic. i then formulated a theory on the stunted growth aspect as a direct result from lethargy, which kept the subject from eating normal balanced meals. however i was not able to prove this theory due to the overwhelming sluggish feeling that overcame me.

Damn I could have been 6'6"!? Ha ha! Any you guys fall for the hairy palms joke when you were younger?