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    1. 01-06-2004, 11:02 AM #1
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      Three men- One german, one japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

      "That was my pager, " he said. " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
      The Hillbilly felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive.

      He stepped ou of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a peice of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Hillbilly finally said, " Well, will you look at that. I am getting a fax."
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    2. 01-06-2004, 12:50 PM #2
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      lmao good one girl
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      Funny shit
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      Originally posted by Damonic
      Funny shit
      Oh my goodness...that is what was on the fax ! How did you know? It was not you, was it?
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      THATS WAS FUNNY
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      THAT WAS FUNNY
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      LMAO.
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      That was pretty damn funny

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      YEEEHAAAA! that wuz purt neer duh bestest funny i dun heered in a cows age. i waz laughin so hard i cryed tears fallin like a cow pissin on a flat rock. YEEEHAAAAA!
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      great...More hillbilly jokes please. You can't get the full appreciation of a hillbilly until you live in Arkansas.
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      Originally posted by jipped genes
      YEEEHAAAA! that wuz purt neer duh bestest funny i dun heered in a cows age. i waz laughin so hard i cryed tears fallin like a cow pissin on a flat rock. YEEEHAAAAA!
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      I know that guy!
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      Originally posted by Extranero
      I know that guy!
      is you makin fun of me cuz thats jest tha way we talk round here. really
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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