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    1. 02-17-2013, 05:01 PM #16
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      There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
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    3. 02-17-2013, 05:07 PM #17
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      Oh man,I am cracking up over here. Keep um coming!
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    4. 02-17-2013, 05:15 PM #18
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      If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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      Quote Originally Posted by TexSon View Post
      no, but just told a hellen keller joke in the shout box.


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      Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?
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      Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King..and got one

      Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

      If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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      Anybody have any good Chuck Norris jokes?
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      ^ lmao
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      Quote Originally Posted by Beastit View Post
      Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
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      i once dated hellen keller, but we were walking down the street and i wasnt paying attention and she feel down an open manhole.

      didnt call me after that.

      told her i looked like tom cruise.

      she believed me.


      sucker.



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