TweetI CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!
TweetSOME GUY PASSED THESE OUT ON EVERYONES CAR HERE AT THE OFFICE....WHAT AN IDIOT!! HES LOOKING FOR A GIRL
HE MET LAST WEEK.
HERES WHAT IT SAID ON THE PAPER HE WAS PASSING OUT:
Hey good lookin. We were at the Federal drive laundromat last Saturday. I was the guy in the tank top smoking a cigarette. Not the short guy in the Auburn tank, or the tattooed guy in a tank top, but the husky one in the Milwalkee's Best tank, balding with the gray pony tail. You know, the one that was freeballing (I noticed you checked).
You were the dreamboat eating McDonald's. I can't get my mind off how you filled out those sweat pants. (I love a little shake with my fries). The moment our eyes met and you said "I ain't usin that dryer" you had me. I am currently on disability so my time is my own. If you want to meet up just meet me back at the 'mat next Saturday night. Big Earle
WHAT AN IDIOT!!
TweetHaha!! That's hilarious! "The dreamboat eating McDonald's"...haha. This note has it all man
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Tweetstop it!!! stop the madness!!! thats too fukin crazy!!! thats like some shyt i'd make up!!!
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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Tweetno...i was the tatoo guy in the tank
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
https://www.infinitymuscle.com/forum.php
"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
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