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lol, old people
TweetNewly weds.
Happiest day of their life.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision
to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the
way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses
the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our
wedding gifts, please."
Senior Resident
TweetOk, it was a bit funny pudgy...
TweetViagra LOL
Tweetcute ...
Established Resident
TweetLOL
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."
Elite FG Resident
Tweetnot bad...I guess......
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