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The Vandoolic Language!
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The VANDOOLIC LANGUAGE!
Some people were asking about this special language that exist since the end of time.
The Vandoolic language is a language that is rare, in fact very rare. It was brought by some Aliens thousand years ago. It was a lost language and a lost art until today.
The Vandoolic is a weird, interesting and magnificent language that need understanding and especially a more dedicated attention to it.
But now, you too can learn that language, simple terms and steps.
These steps were formulated by the Vandoolic Institute of technology, in Vandoocity.
If you follow these simple steps, you too could say, I do speak vandoolic.
Here the first lessons.
- No respects for rules of grammars in any languages whatsoever.
- If you speak French, think in French, if you speak in English then think in English,
- But, if you write in English, think in French, and if you write in French think in English.
- Get yourself kicked out of your Russian, Spanish and German courses in college.
- Write very fast, Vandoolic speakers are very fast typers.
- Practice and perform many things at once, i.e.: Type a report, eat, drink, chat with ten people on MSN, 5 people on ICQ, surf five bodybuilding boards, surf two porn sites, talk to your crazy ex-gf on the phone and the other line to your commanding officer, while looking at the TV and faxing papers to some US army dudes.
- Again, DON’T RESPECT GRAMMAR, this is very important for the vandoolic to be perfectly performed.
- Take pro-stance on France, defend the Frogs then be ready to bash them because they are frogs.
- Combined, Irish and Scottish expressions into the sentences with such words as; knackered, piss off, craic, chuckie, fag, jackereen, dtown, btown, wanker and Hamish MacBeth.
This conclude the first lesson of the 9872832 lessons that soon to come.
Hope you enjoyed your experience.
322 PhD, Vandoolic Institute of Technology.
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How to write vandoolic while eating a poutine!
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Tweetbah... i stick with english
and german..
and spanish...
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TweetOriginally posted by LOCO
bah... i stick with english
and german..
and spanish...
:p
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Tweetwhat is poutine vandoo the vandoolic talker? might it be a bearded clam
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TweetBloody Yanks!!!!!
You dont know what a poutine is!
A poutine is FREEDOM friends, with gravy and you put cheese pieces on it
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Tweethahaha... poutine is aiite... the BK or mcdonalds ones suck ass tho! disgusting.....
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TweetOriginally posted by jjgarcia3
what is poutine vandoo the vandoolic talker? might it be a bearded clamHow can you not know what potine is... oh nevermind you're from the states...
Poutine is a Canadian thing... it's really yummy. All it basically is, is fries, and gravy and melted cheese.... yummmm.
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."
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TweetYah the BK or macdonalds ones do suck...Originally posted by LOCO
hahaha... poutine is aiite... the BK or mcdonalds ones suck ass tho! disgusting.....
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."
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Tweetum, wroooong..... u put the cheese 1st and then the gravy so that the gravy melts it.. :pOriginally posted by 3Vandoo
Bloody Yanks!!!!!
You dont know what a poutine is!
A poutine is FREEDOM friends
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Tweeta Canadian THING!
see, they are stealing from us poor frogs!
I should try to have a poutine pic LOL
or maybe take the cam and snap one from Chez Gérard! :P
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TweetYup that's how you do itOriginally posted by LOCO
um, wroooong..... u put the cheese 1st and then the gravy so that the gravy melts it.. :p
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."
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Tweethere it is... the famous poutine...
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TweetOriginally posted by LOCO
um, wroooong..... u put the cheese 1st and then the gravy so that the gravy melts it.. :p
you like that fast food near here, Chez Gérard, well we call him gerardo because they are all spanish in there.
Those idiots but all the chese at the bottom, then the fries then the gravy!
I hate i!!!!!!!!:2gunsfiri
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