are you addicted to steroids???

[monstercojones]

TweetOrginally Posted by Anabolism at AR



Take this short test.........



How to tell if you're addicted to steroids.

1. You carry around Dianabol in a tic tac container.
2. The pitcher of 'kool aid' in the fridge is actually sugar, food colouring
and reforvit.
3. You go for a blood test and sustanon comes out.
4. You baste the thanksgiving turkey with a 23guage, 1.5", 3cc syringe.
5. You collect empty vials like most people do with empty liqour bottles.
6. The mexican custom officers know you by name.
7. Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.
8. You're the viagra poster boy, even though you've never used viagra.
9. You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old.
10. You get a second mortgage on the house for your next cycle.
11. Your neutered dog is laughing at the size of YOUR balls.
12. You get turned on listening to all the talk about Bush in the US
presidential election.
13. You use a syringe as a toothpick.
14. You mix reforvit in with the plant food.
15. You're an active member of over 20 steroid message boards.
16. You doc goes to give you a flu shot and you drop your pants.
17. You make a wind chime out of empty vials.
18. Your nuts are the size of chic peas.
19. You make lines of winny powder on the table and snort it.
20. Ronnie Coleman thinks your cycles are crazy (no offence Ronnie...)
21. Liver transplant at the age of 24.
22. You have a custom made "amp rack"
23. You can't help contracting your biceps to the rythm of the music in the car
just to check out how good they look - even if you're the only one in the car!
24. You can't help looking at your pets and wondering how much they'd improve
if only you could give em a couple of shots... but then again forget it - can't
waste any! let em get their own!!
25. Your pee is anabolic
26. Ever since you started juicing, Schering's stock has doubled
27. You custom make primo amp earings for your girlfriend.
28. You feel small at 5'7" / 260lbs
29. You have 14 separate P.O. boxes
30. You've had a hard-on for 2 and a half years
31. You put reforvit in the ice cube tray instead of water
32. You put your suppliers kids thru college with the money you've spend in the
last year
33. You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer
34. You special order 15ml syringes.

[TooYoung]

Tweethell yeah.........

[Mike P.T.]

TweetLOL I read that a while ago. Good stuff.

BTW - Yes I am addicted but it is "controlled addiction" as I like to call it. :p

[football54]

Tweetthats some funny shit. lol. it was great

[Josh]

Tweeti want bouncer to actually take this test

[rado]

Tweet

Originally posted by Mike P.T.
LOL I read that a while ago. Good stuff.

BTW - Yes I am addicted but it is "controlled addiction" as I like to call it. :p

that means your addicted then. Anytime anyone has to call an addiction something other than that, well your addicted. :p

[BENNYBOOM]

TweetI am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monstercojones]

Tweet1, 3 ,5 and 25 actually apply to me

[ryan16]

Tweetya sounds about right

[juiceyjuice]

Tweethahahaha good post... makes me think though.... ahh o well im not addicted just because i snuggle up at night with a 10cc bottle of deca300 when i sleep.....

[prolangtum]

TweetReally, who hasnt done the ol dbol in the tic tac, or in the Pez dispenser conatiner? I mean, you cant stick 10 thais in your pocket, well, i guess you can, but tic tac container is much easier. If you use thais, make sure you get the "orange tic tacs, they dont seem to pass for spearmint, lol. Also, try not to flash it around too much, I was called a stingy bastard a few times, although i would have loved to giev this hottie client one, she would have jumped me by the time our lunch meeting was over.