2:30 PM just got in and havent slept.

[##spiderbaby##]

So here is the condensed version. (note: I am not a badass or have ever claimed to be)


7:PM go eat get drinks.

8:PM stop by a buddies home for a small gathering, drink some more.

9:PM still there drinking

10:PM girls call, "where are you guys?" "were looking for a place to park". Continue drinking at friends.

11:PM girls call again, "were in the last part of the bar, where are you guys?" "oh, we ran into some friends when we were parking, were walkingt over now" Continue drinking at friends house.

11:30 leave for downtown. drinking and driving.

12:AM dont answer ringing phone. park and walk.

12:15 get drinks and find girls.

1:AM stupid bar talk and shots.

1:30 drunk guy says some pretty crass shit to one of the girls. Words exchanged from my buds. more drinking.

1:45 drunk guys friends come over and a few more words exchanged, girls dont like fighting cooler heads prevail. continue drinking.

2:15 tough guy friend of drunk guy sits 30 feet away at table and stares at us with his buddies trying to converse amongst themselves. youngest of my bro's pulls out his newly aquired Marine Corp dogtags. Set drinks down.

2:35 Group of idiots leave via back door.

2:40 Group of idiot guys excpt 2 smart ones get thourouly beat down by myself and Marines. Marines take it to a different level by kicking guys in the head after they are down, instinct I guess.

2:50 doubletime back to the car, pick up girls in front of the bar and head to the house.

3:30 back at the house drinking.

4:AM everyone is getting laid or close to it except me. My girl for the night pukes and passes out. yay me..

8:AM wake everyone up because I never went to bed and try to get them to drink. Girl #2 Kelly, realizes she has to be at practice at 9AM. Did I mention two of these girls are profesional cheerleaders? Major league soccer.

8:30 pack into car and drop people off at their cars. Bill and I hang out for rest of day.

2:PM Leave from Bills place, mission accomplished. Got my marines laid all on the same night.

My turn comes up in about 5 hours hopefully, if I can get her boyfriend to leave her place and go home.

[gongshow]

hahaha good work man!!!!!!!

[BossDJ02]

lol!!! awsome job bro!!!

[monstercojones]

spiderbaby, sounds fun- except for the violence part. i did nothing friday night at a party- and i got jumped twice by 8-10 guys. i had no real help...

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[##spiderbaby##]

Oh believe me monster, violence is usually a last resort. Especially at my age it just isnt worth it. The simple fact was that these idiots were the ones doing all the provoking. unfortunately for them they didnt know they were Marines and secondly I guess they had it coming. My left hand is killing me right now.

I hope you didnt get too hurt bro. Getting an ass kicking for no good reason is no fun.

[##spiderbaby##]

Originally posted by blm9376
Yeah that sucks bro, I got jumped by 13 Mexican-thugs at Lake Havasu a few years back. F***ers broke my nose, cracked 2 ribs, and stabbed me twice in the lower abdomen. Sad thing is I had 2 Army "associates" and 2 USMC "associates" w/me and they ran like girls. Noticed I said "associates, not friends. Friends would have stuck around. That is also why the word Marine doesn't impress me anymore than Naval Cadet. No offense ##spider....

Absolutely no offence taken. It is all a matter of personal integrity. Any jackass can go through most of what the Armed Services can dishout, believe me, I have met some real idiots that are in the military but the ones who know why they are doing it, and it comes from the heart and their wantingness to serve their country are my buddies. In fact one of the guys that was in the asshole group last night stated that he was unimpressed by the Marine Corp only maybe 10 minutes before he and his friends got hurt. Violence is childish. Its ironic but I talked with my bud tonight and he said "I think we could have handled that better last night" this kid is 22 and he's telling me this! Anyway these are the kind of guys you want fighting for the USA. They have true identitys and loving America to the death is one of them.

Funny how you can always tell who your friends are when things get bad. Financialy, emotionaly, mentaly and spiritualy, your true friends will stick around unless you dont deserve to have friends.

oh and 7 of them and 4 of us but luckily 2 out of the asshole group were 'noncombatants' which means that to their 'friends' they are worthless.

[monstercojones]

spider- yea i did get messed up pretty bad. im glad to hear you settled your situation with you out on top. my problem was that it was 40 on 3 at that point, the other two people being my skinny friends who were trying to drag me out.

[morebeefplease]

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