Your most embarassing moment

[Got Gear?]

TweetHi All. I thought it'd be fun to post our most embarassing moments for all to enjoy. Post yours! I'll start..

This happened when I was 11 years old. The family took a trip to Las Vegas. Of course I got sick so my parents ditched me at the hotel to see the sites and play the slots. Anyway, I was lying there in my tighty-whities watching cartoons when this racket breaks out. After about 30 seconds I determine that this must be the fire alarm! But something was wrong... didn't sound right. I looked out the door and there were a bunch of people in the hallway looking confused. Eventually a security guard came up and told us that it was a false alarm and the alarms on this floor wern't working (we were hearing the alarms from the floors above an below us). Unfortunately, the PA system also wasn't working on our floor to tell us it was a false alarm.

ANYWAY... panic was over, everybody headed back to their rooms.

This is when it happened... I went to open the door and nothing! Damn door automatically locked behind me and in my excitement I didn't grab the key. Yup! Locked out with nothing on but my tighty whities. Nowadays it wouldn't be too bad, but when your 11 years old, this is a catastrophe! I sat outside the room for a long time wondering what I could do. Eventually I did the only thing I could do.

I walked over to the elevator and pushed the button. I had to go to the front desk.. Now if you've ever been to Vegas before you'll understand where I'm comming from, but they put the elevator at the FAR back of the casino so that youi have to walk through the whole casino (and past all the games) to get to your room. So yup.. had to make the walk of shame. Throughout this huge casino, around the crowds of gawking tourists, and up to the long front desk line... in my underwear!

Front desk guy laughed like crazy(especially when he saw I was a ****s hair away from tears) and called a security guard to let me back in.

Very tramatic for me at the time. Don't think it would bug me nearly as much if it happened today.

[BouncersBabe]

TweetLOL! Poor Gear! That's tragic.

[pudgy]

Tweeti think mines the lawnmower incident

[god smacked]

TweetI guess at that age you didn't realize there are house phones everywhere in the casino and hotel!?!?!?

[lilgirlmedic]

Tweetmine would have to be a toss up between my pic on the front page of the paper straddled over a nekkid woman on my stretcher a$$ end up in the air.......
or having a partner throw gloves at me, hit me in the face, and of course I spoke before my internal censor woke up....said, "like that was the 1st time I've ever been hit in the face with latex."

[Auriflex]

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Originally posted by lilgirlmedic
"like that was the 1st time I've ever been hit in the face with latex."

Now that is priceless!

I'll have to think of something.

[FitChick]

TweetMine was probably took place when I was about 14.

Me and a couple of my friends went winter camping at one of the lakes near the town where I lived. Well at this lake you have to use outhouses if you need to go to the bathroom. So anyway, one day I was in the outhouse (and the doors only lock from the outside, no idea why) and my friends threw open the door and snapped a pic of me on the toilet. They still have the pic and refuse to let me know where it is so I can destroy it.... They want to use it for blackmailing me if they have to one of these days I gues...

[Auriflex]

TweetLOL fitchick! Blackmail is a lost art, I commend your friends.


I have decided I've never been severely embarassed.

Oh, wait. Once I was building a deck with my soon-to-be father-in-law. I wedged a board into place with much effort, and exclaimed "Nice and tight, just how I like my women". That was a difficult afternoon.

[lilgirlmedic]

Tweetlol @ auriflex....good to know someone else sticks their foot in their mouth

[TXShooter]

TweetLet's see . . . First week of school. Freshman year in High School. Could tell I had a thunder of a fart coming during class. Got out of class into the hall to release the pressure away from everyone. Three girls come around the corner that I had just met and started talking to. (Two of them were real cute) So here I am all tense trying to hold things in praying for them to leave. Then one of them hits me in the stomach!!! Good Lord!!! It was probably as loud as a jet engine. I'm not exagerating when I say the girls fell on the floor laughing. They were rolling on the ground!!!! What a way to start the freshman year in high school. One ended up being my girlfriend though

[Billy_Bathgate]

TweetI was high as hell once in the 9th grade. I went home to goto bed, thought Id jerk on off, didnt lock the door.. grandpa walked in on me lol. HE shut the door about a split second after he opened it. Never ever talked about it.

[LOCO]

Tweethahaha i got lots of those too..... hehe

[rado]

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Originally posted by Billy_Bathgate
I was high as hell once in the 9th grade. I went home to goto bed, thought Id jerk on off, didnt lock the door.. grandpa walked in on me lol. HE shut the door about a split second after he opened it. Never ever talked about it.

that's classic. I can't relate, but it's classic.

[Got Gear?]

TweetLol! Some good ones!!

[jipped genes]

TweetI was 16 years old it was december and at a party a girls parents were out of town. I was dared to jump in the pool the water was shitty cold. I stripped to my boxers and hopped in. everybody was out there watching I got out and everybody clapped so I held my fists high in the air and yelled "hell yeah!" A buddy was behind me and pulled my shorts to the ground. my dick was shrunk up like a scared little snail tryin to get into it's shell. that was hard to live down through high school.