Fedor lost due to mind control

[jipped genes]

TweetFedor's management said:

We believe that forbidden psychological technology was used…," Fedor's coach Vladimir Voronov told LifeSports.ru (props to Fighters Only for the translation). "It seems to us that not everything was right, and that certain technologies were used. Not ones that could be seen by the naked eye but psychological technologies that worked on both fighters at a distance."



"That is why during the fight Fedor was just not like himself," Voronov explained. "It seemed very strange behavior from Fedor. He stepped into the ring and did everything exactly the opposite of what we practiced before the fight. We were all shocked! Fedor had never previously done such a thing. Now nearly a week passes, everything settles, and we understand why all this happened."

[tn94z]

TweetHaha!! Here is what Silva's camp said:

When a story came out today by a Russian news site quoting Fedor Emelianenko’s coach Vladimir Voronov blaming “The Last Emperor’s” loss to Antonio Silva on illegal psychological control maneuvers employed by “Bigfoot’s” camp, most of us shrugged it off as bullshit, however there might be some truth to the story.

Silva’s manager, Alex Davis posted the following admission on MixedMartialArts.com’s Underground forum:

“Jeez!! I got [caught!] I will have to come out with the truth now! I hired a Macumbeiro (Brazilian witch doctor) and we killed a black chicken on the crossroads. After this, over a few beers, I showed the witch doctor Fedor’s fights, and he was worried that a chicken wouldn’t be enough, so we went out and killed a black goat just to make sure! Very potent stuff! Really messed Fedor’s brain waves up! We wanted to try that other military stuff Voronov is talking about, but it’s expensive technology and we were broke! The chicken and the goat came out way cheaper. Witch doctor is a friend; [he] did it for a few beers and an autograph!”

[Strella]

Tweetwtf??? Good grief thats embarrassing.

[FUZO]

TweetJedi mind control

[venom27]

Tweetlike the new karate kid movie with the cobra control lol

[jipped genes]

Tweethey its all good! mind control is real dammit. when i was single there was a hot girl with a perfect round butt at work and when she asked me to do her work, i did it even though i did not want to