California Vs. Texas

[rc10j1]

TweetThe Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote
and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for
relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and
bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting
checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound
bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish &
Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of
dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
"coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to
better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease
throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the
attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million
suit against the State.


Texas :

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his pistol
and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .380 hollow
point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote

[horsepwr]

Tweetlol..regulation, legislature, over-government vs basic fundamental government. Summed up in one little incident.
How simple it can be. But, by golly. They'll turn a mole-hill into a mountain.

[jipped genes]

Tweeti love Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

legal to carry a pistol in my car if i choose