Tweet"Only" 4 in a day? Sorry, Big Kahuna, but I have a double deuce in by breakfast, and by lunch I've been knock, knock, knockin' on the chit house door at least for a five count. And I'm usually good for a Mucho El Gigante dumparoo before I leave work for the night, and sometimes have to hit a rest stop on my way home, and then rush home so I don't miss my pre-Leno dump.
My dream is to one day take a dump in every state in sequence. Can't put a time limit on it, though. 'Cause if I need to take a Texas sized dump in Rhode Island...OOF FAH!!!