lmao

[BigDawg]

Tweetthe other day i was doing cardio on the eliptical and the cute chick that works there was on the eliptical next to me. a few feet in front of me was this huge fat chick on the recumbent bike. a few minutes into my workout i smell this horrid stench of foul gas emanating towards me and im thinking both, wow what a nasty a$$ bytch that chick is and omg i hope the chick next to me doesn't think that's my a$$ making that smell. a bit later another bomb, im gagging. then Steph, the cute chick gets off for a minute and goes downstairs and im thinking yup, she's gagging and thinks its me. she comes back and finally the fat chick finishes up and looks over her shoulder at me and im thinking yeah, we know your a$$ was emitting noxious fumes. she leaves and about 5 minutes later the same nasty smell waffs over me and im going OMFG that smell is coming out of Steph's butt???? Guess she must be on the same diet as her bf who works out there, lots of egg whites and protein. she was beet red and din't talk to me for a few days out of embarrassment im assuming. i didn't say a word and she is fine now but i guess i shouldn't make assumotions like that about fat chicks eh?

[daved150]

Tweetyea...and the worst part.....THE FAT CHICK THINKS IT WAS YOU!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[BigDawg]

Tweetright????? that was what i was thinking. she's probably thinking that pig didn't even say excuse me lol

[Dzone]

TweetLMAO!!!! Now thats funny

[alluprbdy]

Tweetdamn man funny stuff

[Dzone]

Tweetnext time it happens, have a magazine handy and start waving it in the air like a fan and go "OMG!! Who shit their pants??"

[FUZO]

TweetI ALWAYS FART THEN WALK AWAY FAST,LOL

[rc10j1]

TweetLol! That's funny I don't care who you are!