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[countrychic]

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> > > > Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
> > > > loved to charge around the nursing home, taking
> > > > corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
> > > > on the long corridors.
> > > >
> > > > Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a
> > > > picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of
> > > > the males actually joined in.
> > > >
> > > > One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
> > > > door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his
> > > > arm outstretched.
> > > >
> > > > "STOP!", he shouted in a firm voice. Have you got a
> > > > license for that thing?"
> > > >
> > > > Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a
> > > > Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
> > > >
> > > > "OK" he said,and away Ethel sped down the hall.
> > > >
> > > > As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
> > > > wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and
> > > > shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
> > > >
> > > > Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster
> > > > and held it up to him.
> > > > Harold nodded and said,"Carry on, ma'am."
> > > >
> > > > As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front
> > > > door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark
> > > > naked, holding a very sizable erection in his hand.
"Oh, Good grief," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer test again!"
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[pudgy]

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[gongshow]

Tweethahaha, Ive heard the jokes in other ways...but very good!

[LOCO]

Tweethahaha yeah i've herad a similar one befotre... but it was a blond joke

[FitChick]

TweetGeez... lol

[bjtheman]

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