Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds The next morning when his wife woke up, looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She ran out to the driveway She opened it and found a new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.