For those of you who like Blind Dates;)

[Hollywood]

TweetThings a Guy Doesn't want to hear his blind date say....

..I'm glad we have this date tonight. My boyfriend just got
out of prison and I really didn't want to be alone.

..Do you mind if we stop by the free clinic? I want to see
if my test results are in.

..Before we go out we have to get the rules straight.

..Don't worry, I've got the training sessions cut down to
an hour if you're a good boy and pay attention.

..That's odd, you sounded handsome on the phone.

..Do you have to shine your bald spot or does that glare
just happen?

..This is my first date since I was released from Bellevue.
They think that schizo-paranoia thing was because of unresolved
issue's in my past lives. By the way, why do you keep calling
me Mary?

..Turn here! That looks like my husbands car ahead.

..You look surprised. Didn't you know I was a male
impersonator.

..I'm sorry, something came up and I can't make it, but I've
arranged for my cousin Grunhilda to go out with you. Have you
ever dated a female wrestler before?

[pudgy]

Tweetthats funny, i hate blind dates

[gongshow]

Tweethaha, ive never been on a blind date...I kinda wanna try it!